HERSHEY'S COOKIES 'N' CREME KISSES

2009-12-16T14:47:00.000+08:00

hey people,
really tired of blogger so sswitched to Tumblr.
Link: http://www.in-the-tub.tumblr.com/

:)!

Paranoia

2009-12-09T18:43:00.000+08:00

Down on flu; someone please slap me and throw me into hell.

Anyways, watched New Moon yesterday cause mum wants to watch it. It wasnt appealing to me and will never be. Throughout the movie I was just 1)eating my dinner, 2)ogling at how hot Taylor Lautner's body (only)is and 3)Being sympathetic towards Robert about how his body looked like an ultra white chicken.Not to mention pathetic in comparison to Tayor's.

The good thing is, Went on a shopping spree; spent 150$ in a shop lol.

Bought a scarf, shirts, dresses, tank top, shoes, leggings (blue!).

All of a sudden my wardrobe's gonna burst.

Oh, and got a new wallet the previous day on Monday while shopping with WeiLin. At Bugis. Yesterday was Bugis too. And going Bugis AGAIN with julia and AGAIN with jiehui and Hsin. Wow, four times in a month. How freaking great.

Getting salary this coming saturday, finally I can spent some MORE money.

JOEY, who cant breathe

2009-12-05T16:04:00.001+08:00

Five more days to the deadline of Chinese homework.

I still have not touched it due to my laziness.

And hell, dropped my phone the fuckin' second time. ARGH.

2009-12-04T15:55:00.001+08:00

FINALLY got my new new phone.

And I dropped it on the second day.

=.=

I am not covering up for my SISTER; no im not. it isnt my SISTER who grabbed it from me and then dropped it. No, not her. Absolutely not.

Its just me. :)

Although it isnt Samsung Jet (its Preston actually), but Im quite happy actually. I think.

2009-11-29T21:17:00.000+08:00

Diane Von Furstenburg Resort 2009 Runway Look
My faves!

2009-11-29T20:49:00.000+08:00

Christian Louboutin sale!!!! (love the red soles)

Christian Louboutin Black Double Platform Sandal
$188 only!!!!
bloody cheap.

Christian Louboutin C'est Moi boots Black
$210.80

Christian Louboutin Platform Lace-Up Bootie
$288.50

2009-11-29T20:30:00.000+08:00

27 Novenber 2009, Friday

Went Escape with netballers (Beckie, Steph, Beini, Felicia, Hsintung), ate lunch at Macs, went into Escape to realize there isnt any more Rainbow left.

The whole place suddenly looked darn empty.

Went to ride pirate ship; was exhilarating. :)

Then went on to wild & wet. Got bloody drenched cause I sat at the back. But was fun!!!!!

Went onto other rides, and viking ship again. Had a mini screaming howling making noise competition with stephanie and unknown guys lol.

Noises made by me went something like:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~

oh-eeeee-ohhhhh-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

la-hahahahahahahaha-laaaaaaaaaaaaa~

ooooooooo-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooo~

Yea, BRIEFLY, something like that.

Also went to haunted house, damn funny!

We got freaked out when we were queuing la! And we were arguing who walk in front and behind lol. So we decided to laugh out really loud when we are inside to prevent ourselves from getting freaked out.

And we went in with these two young China boys. When we first went in, I laughed really loud at one of the gatekeepers. I think he either thought I was crazy or I laughed because he was too funny looking. or both.

So when he motioned for us to walk the pathway, we stoned there. Conversation was like:

Me: Nooo! You go first!

Steph: Oh my god that thing is going to drop on us!

Felicia: (push push push)

Beini: (silent)

Steph: Okay, we hold hands, then go in one line, okay?

So we walked in, stone, walk, stone. lol. The two boys that were in front kept giggling and running, and scaring us at intervals.

So the conversation kept going on... till the mortuary.

I thought it was going to be very scary, cause according to my clique there'll be a mad doc inside chasing us or something.

The two boys were like, come come! to us.

Then stephanie saw a torchlight on the wall and plucked it out. And she said to the guys in chinese, wo hen pa, ni ke yi gen wo yi qi zou ma?

Bloody funny. And it wasnt even that freaky, just a fake dead body lying there. Resisted the urge to touch it lol.

And we walked out of the haunted house laughing.

Then went to Ehub for bowling; Beckie bought this pair of pink Dr. Martens like boots for only $30++!

VERY CHEAP!

And she looked quite good in it. She was super happy after that. :)

Went bowling for a while, then I left.

28 November, 2009/29 November 2009

All work and no play. bloody tired, but worth it, cause I'd get $252.

JOEY, who feels like an old old old woman

2009-11-22T17:07:00.000+08:00

People, Im selling some of my Sec Three books at a much cheaper price!!!!

*** Books are new, never been used before, price negotiable.

Contact me if you want to buy!!!!

Im a little peeved about the fact that I didnt get into a Triple Science. Sorry Choyyu for suaning you, but how can Choyyu get into a Triple Science whereas I couldnt?!!!!

Despite everyone assuring me that the class Im getting into is much much more suitable for me, but Im a little unconvinced. The subject combi is okay; the people in the class aint.

I hope Im wrong about that.

But I’m thinking of what Sarah said, that love is watching someone die...

2009-11-16T19:20:00.000+08:00

so who's gonna watch you die?

Currently at class outing, my butt hurts like crap cause its stuck in the middle of two single beds. Tried sleeping, but stupid noisy shaun was, well, noisy. So that didnt work out either.

Oh, I forgot to mention that for these two days I didnt sleep a wink cause my Indian neighbours were fighting non stop. Literally, I think they only took a breath every... 30 minutes.
So, Im starving now and still cant eat; I feel very wet but cant bathe cause of some reasons.

AND MY BUTT STILL HURTS!
ah, just moved, very shiok, haha.

Anyhow, I think my luck sucks to the core these few days; cause just now played card games with the guys; lost fucking a lot of money. Stupid Choyyu very lucky.

Shall devour the table to quench my hunger.

JOEY, who is so ravenous she can eat up cockeye

Amongst the vending machines and year-old magazines
In a place where we only say goodbye
It stund like a violent wind that our memories depend
Of a faulty camera in our minds
And I knew that you were a truth that I'd rather lose
Then to have never lain beside at all...

2009-11-12T15:11:00.000+08:00

I want to buy
-A tank top from Topshop
-Sandals from Cotton On
-Shorts from Cotton On
-Shirt dress from Cotton On
-Practically everything from Cotton On
-My nice nice, very pretty but really expensive diary from Paperchase
-Gifts for people
-Writing stuffs from Urban Write
-New wallet
-New pencil case

Can someone please ban me from shopping malls please! If not, Im gnna be unstoppable. I must have done some evil deeds in my past life, that's why my father isnt the president of... Brunei or something.
Brunei is a seriously fucking rich country. Stupid lucky Wu Chun.

Oh, and Charles And Keith has this series of really nice heels in awesome shades of colours! Black, Magenta and Nude!!!!!
Argh. I love money.

Lucky lucky Jingyi and your Oxford heels and boots and fedora!
I shall stop complaining about my life although it isnt really filled with big wads of cash. Literally.

Friendly match with Chung Cheng (Yishun) tomorrow. Training in the morning, match in the afternoon; yes, our coach is happily killing us one by one. Sadistic man.
And I think its going to feel so weird because he is the coach for Chung Cheng (Yishun) too. Im wondering if he will feel happy if any one of us wins.
But of course, we will win la. :D
If we dont.. get tortured further; If we DO win, we'll still get tortured further. LOL.

Class outing next week! Time flies really fast huh. I havent even mentioned it to my aunt yet. Hopefully I can go. :)

Jiale is busy helping her father out; Choyyu busy watching 篮球火 (slow right ;D); Natasha oogling at LZX and Xiao Gui; Jingyi with her loots from Macau. What about me?

JOEY, who is bored, bored, bored to death

Don't shoot, my heart is on mute

2009-11-08T17:47:00.001+08:00

Why do I feel like a millionaire when in fact, I only earn 6$ per hour, once a week?

Maybe its because its my first time actually working to get my hands on some cash. Now I know all jobs sucks. Okay, maybe not all. But working is really boring. Ten times more boring then listening to Mr Bercury's inflated flattering of himself in class.

Ah, wells. At least the pay is better then MacDonalds. I should be happy.

Anyways, after watching 桃花小妹 for a few episodes, I have started..admiring the 3rd brother in the show!

But I was ~~really~~ ~~quite~~ a little disgusted when I went online to search for his profile.

Now the only thing yummy about him to me is his height(190cm), his abs, and his character in that show. Only his character. You know, among like, hundreds of the photos he posts on his blog, I can only find one that is really CUTE.

Saddened.

Shall continue my fantasy of his character till the whole show is over.

陈转，陈转, what a nice name.

Okay, come to think of it, not really.

I miss my leather cuff. Its my favourite.

Finally watched 17 Again and Confessions of a Shopaholic on DVD, two movies I've never got the time to catch. Zac Efron is so perfect in 17 Again that he looks gay. But still a cute and handsome gay. Shopaholic's funny. But Im disappointed in Hugh. He appeared to be much more of a man in the book. Well, its hard to find one nowadays, I suppose.

JOEY, who is currently in a mood to shop. But cant. =.=

And you can see my heart, beating, you can see it throiugh my chest

2009-11-05T16:29:00.000+08:00

Hello, currently at fangquan's house. It is so fucking boring that we decided to give up playing basketball and instead kope his comp. hee.
What 'class outing' shit man. Total crap.

Anyways, I went for a shopping spree with mum and sad to admit, SISTER on Tuesday. Went to Chevron House @ Raffles to settle some phone plan problems.
CAUTION: M1 totally sucks. To me, it is. Cheat me of my feelings. :(

But still, was quite happy cause I had achieved some loot to bring home. Them being a pair of grey jeans for casual wear (not skinnys! I've made some improvements!) and a dress.
Shall go search for some more.. next week?
Im becoming a shopaholic, but without shopping I'd probably rot away in boredom at home.

Haiks, The holidays are super boring. I either watch tv from nine in the morning to twelve midnight daily or sleep through the whole day. And needless to say, I am still missing two forgiveness, although the class outing is 11 more days away.
That is darn long.

Trainings were long and boring. and tiring, of course. =.= Somehow, I have became so bloody weak that I cant get through one whole training at all.
~~Screw the coach.~~
No, wait SCREW MYSELF.
I shall wait obediently for my turn to be reserved in the next Eastzone.
BAH.

JOEY, who feels bla bla bla bla bla

PS. (I BETTER REMEMBER TO WATCH PROJECT RUNWAY TODAY!)
PSS. (I MISS 2FG!)

We have come a long way since it has began, so please treasure this relationship like a gem

2009-10-29T21:18:00.000+08:00

There are some who deny that our class is bonded and united. If that is true, I would not be tearing as I am writing this. Feeling sad to leave the class, Im feeling really, really awful.

I really dont know what to say, but I love all of you, all who have been my friend, all who helped me mature and grow up into what I am now. Two forgiveness will always be standing, at least for me.

Tomorrow is the last last day of school. The last day that we would experience fun and laughter in the walls of 2fg classroom, the last day we would stay as classmates. After tomorrow, everyone is going to fly high in different directions. So, the best of luck to everyone, I am rooting for you all.

Only 24 hours a day, 135 days in a year. Time passes so bloody fast that no one notices it. Nonetheless, goodbyes are always sad, but are so inevitable.

So between the last 2 hours we have tomorrow, cry your heart out, cry out all your hidden emotions for every single one of your classmates, the ones that brought you to this stage.

And dont forget to hug everyone.

Bye, forgiveness, you are the most memorable class I have ever had.

Okay, shall wipe up my tears and shut up about all the sad stuffs that is making everyone cry. Good news today! The only one amongst all the sorrows: I am selected into the school team! Although I do not know if I will be placed as the reserved, but I've tried hard enough. Thank you Coach, for giving me this reward. All the painfulness and hard work are so so worth it.

And next, I shall talk bout my results cause I have the sudden urge to be hao lian. :)

Overall percentage: 73.9%

Level position: 48th

Class position: 3rd

L1R5: 11

English: 64 B4 (highest in class!)

Chinese: 73 A2

Maths: 65 B3

Science: 72 A2

Geog: 69 B3

History: 69 B3

E Lit: 74 A2

Art: 95 A1 (highest in class)

Hmec: 72 A2

D&T: 85 A1

Really tired now so I shall post all the tear trigger class and clique photos on Saturday. Sleep tight, everyone.

JOEY, whose "I will be missing you" list is gnna be damn long

If your plane fell out of the sky, who would you call with your last goodbyes?

2009-10-25T15:57:00.000+08:00

Just went to Lucas' blog and read his post dedicated to two forgiveness, and I thought I should post one too.

People always said our class was united. And I agree too, it was lucky for me to land in such a good class. I dont believe in anything that spells 'fate', but I think it is really hard to get into a class and know at once that it is the one that you want to be in.

I think that I matured a lot along with the class. When I look back to when I was in Secondary One, oh my god, I would cringe like, really badly. I was so loud and insensible and insensitive. I dont know, maybe I was just looking for a sense of security in the class. And two forgiveness sure provided me with that.

Many things happened to our clique, it was like so dramatic, but along with the things hat happened, I grew up too. Two years isnt short nor is it long. But I think it is long enough to strengthen our bond as a class. We had numerous class outings. Although not all of them were successful, we can really see how tight we are as a class through them. And it makes me, as one of the organizers happy and motivated enough to continue.

I am not like Jiale, who always emphasize on class spirit etc, but I really feel it this time. The spirit. I hope no one waste their tears over this other than me.

To everyone in my clique (including Teresa, Felicia and Shijia who WERE in my clique):
I LOVE YOU ALL. No matter if you are still in my clique now, you all have in a way or another brought me joy and happiness. We did laugh together and go crazy togather. So no matter if we are still one now, I still love you all.

To Teresa especially: Yes, we did have lots of disagreements. And yes, obviously you and your friends thought I was a fucking bitch and I thought you and your friends were too. But I am tired of all the rolling of eyes and you, whatevs. I still think it was a good thing you left cause you seem happier with your current group of friends (or it may seem to me), so you are happy, I am happy, and everything is fine. Relationships do get better over time, and yes I dislike you lesser now. Just wanted you to know that the next time we see each other anywhere, we can still smile and say hi. Let bygones be bygones.
(btw, I think Kenji is sweet. To you. :) )

To the guys : oh gosh without guys being my friends my life would be so incomplete. lol, I sound like a boy crazy bimbo. But that's true. I mean the part about needing guys to be my friends. :D Im still better at communicating with guys. So, you guys light up my life!
This message is also to GOY/ my sister. :D:D

Theres infinite words to say and so little time, so I'll find a way to tell every single one of you what I feel.

TWO FORGIVENESS IS BOOMZ!!!!!!!!!
We dont have zipbra-preeeens but we do have penguins! :D

JOEY, who is going to hug everyone on the last day of school

Credits to Jocelyn and Fcebook! :D

2009-10-18T15:51:00.000+08:00

STEP ONE:
Name a song for each letter of your name.
J- Jump! (I say jump you say how high...)
O- Only youuuuuu...
E- Evacuate the Dance floor (Evacuate the Dance Floor, Im affected by the sound..)
Y- ...?

STEP TWO:
– Name: Lim Joey
– Birth date: 06/04/95
– Nickname: brownie, jojoba, Jor-iiiiii(by huangxue)
– Eye Color: black with a tinge of really dark brown
– Hair Color: black with a tinge of really dark brown
– Zodiac Sign: Pig.
STEP THREE:
– The shoes you wore today: checkered flats.
– Your weaknesses: Im very provocable, yet emotional.
– Your fear(s): Haunted houses, horror movies.
– Your perfect pizza:


	Spicy chicken chunks, chicken roll, pineapple chunks, green and red capsicums on tangy BBQ sauce.

– Goal you’d like to achieve: Trip.Science; Art; Literature.
Fashion Director i.e Nina Garciiiia.
STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature: My eyes? My butt?
– Your bedtime: No Limit.
– Most missed memory: childhood.

STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi.
– McDonald’s or Burger King : Burger King.
– Adidas or Nike: Adidas!!!!! Nike suck.
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ewww. um. Nestea?
– Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
– Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino.

STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Smoke: No.
– Curse: Very often.
– Sing: Love to.
– Dance: In the shower.
– Take a shower everyday: ummm.
– Have a crush: nope nope not now.
– Do you think you’ve been in love: no.
– Want to go to college: uh huh.
– Like(d) high school: it was okay for me.
– Want to get married: Probably.
– Get motion sickness: No.
– Think you’re attractive: maybe.
– Think you’re a health freak: Of course not!.
– Get along with your parents: uh huh.

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: Mall is my life!
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yes, Im a glutton.
– Eaten Sushi: yep.
– Been on stage: nuh uh.
– Gone skating: No.
– Made homemade cookies: yes in home econs.
– Gone Skinny dipping: thats for me to know and for you to find out!
– Stolen anything: my sister's undies. I hid in in my granddad's closet. ;)

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: no.
– If so, was it mixed company: -
- Flashed anyone: no.
– Been beaten up: no.
– Shoplifted: no.

STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: after 30
– Numbers of Children: hopefully, none.
– Describe your Dream Wedding: in Hawaii/Bali/Maldives with all my friend and family
– What country would you most like to visit: Paris!

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex..
– Best eye color: green/ blue.
– Best hair color: No particular choice.
– Short hair or long hair: short.
– Height: 180++

STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: none. God isnt a person.
– Number of CDs that I own: too many.
– Number of tattoos: none.
– Number of piercings: 2 going onto 4.

Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday?
my mum, sis and grandparents.
What woke you up this morning?
my sister by kicking me in my ass.
Where are you?
At home.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Probably, with me around.
Do you like anybody?
myself.

THE PAST
-Ever thrown up in public?
no.
Passed out because of alcohol?
hahahaha! yes?
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?
how to revive my bloody plurk.

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like?
a nice condo with a modern interior.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Fashion director/ a really famous fashion designer.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
University.

IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces?
-insert disgusted face- no.
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
i have no freaking idea.
Do you listen to music every day?
uh huh.
Do you still go trick or treating?
nooo.
What was the last thing you ate?
an apple.
Are you a fast typer?
only average.
Whats your favorite type of soda?
Passion fruit. I do not really like gassy drinks.
Have you ever moved?
Moved as in?
Have you ever won an award?
Yes. The award for the worst sister ever. I got a medal made out of paper from my little sis.
Are you listening to music right now?
No.
How long ’till your birthday?
6 months, 19 days.
When were you the saddest in your whole life?
huh.
What time is it?
3.41 PM
Do you use ebay to buy or sell?
buy.
Who makes you mad?
People patting my head.
Have you ever heard a song written about you?
Nope.
Something you want to happen in 2009?
Results that I expect.
Summer 2009?
.____.
Honestly, do you miss 2008?
Not really.

HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Blue and Black horizontal stripes.
2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
My underwear.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Still staring at my underwear.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
yes. I wrapped my sister's head with tape while she's asleep.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
My Aunt.
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
no.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
When people dont look at me when I speak to them.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
once in a long time.
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
HAHAHAHAHA. this is so funny!
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
no someone, but something. I want my new phone to appear right in front of me now!!!!
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now?
who knows.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?
not saying.
17. Honestly, are you in denial?
No.
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yes?
19. Honestly, do you like anyone?
stop asking this, will you. Myself.
20. Honestly, does anyone like you?
I HOPE NOT.

ANGER SECTION

1. What do you do when you’re mad?
Swear a lot. My face will go all pissed up too.
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?
Swear a freaking lot, shouted at someone.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
yea.
4. Do you swear when you’re mad?
yea.

CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried?
um... When Xuerui accidentally hit the ball on my eyes. it was fucking painful.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
no.
3. Do certain songs make you cry?
yes.
4. What usually makes you cry?
Really sad movies, and when Im really unhappy.

HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person?
YEAP!
2. What makes you the happiest?
talking about sick things and watching others get screwed up! hee. :D
4. Do you believe in yourself?
Of course.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?
happy but embarrassed.

FINALLY DONE.
YAY.

You can control everything you do; but you cant control what others think of your actions

2009-10-18T14:55:00.000+08:00

TRAALAALAA.

EOY Examinations are finally unofficially over.
Thank god. Although there's still Listening Comprehension and ACC, but who gives a damn? Definitely not me.:D

After Mathematics Paper 1 on Friday, my clique minus NUT went to play pool at Fangquan's house. In the end, couldnt book pool table, so we played basketball and crapped. (Actually, the guys were playing soccer at the basketball court and Jiale was.. just sitting there)
I HATE SOCCER. But, I like hot soccer players. ;)

Yea, anyways, after the basketball session my clique went karaoke-ing. Me, Jingyi and bird were SUPER HIGH. Nut was high only... during LZX's songs. And Jiale was.. too shy to sing, probably. After screaming for.. two hours, we went home.

Oh, I finally saw Fangquan's "Fat and short" three year old photo. Okay, I must admit, he was ~~quite..fat~~ slightly overweight.Ahems.But he's totally different now! Fangquan, good job in losing weight. you must give me some tips.

Shall go bask myself in FREEEEEEEEDOM! Yippee.

JOEY; whose PLURK needs serious saving

All the things that break you, are all the things that make you strong. You cant change the past cause its gone; and you just gotta move on.

2009-10-13T20:27:00.001+08:00

Five down;three more to go.

Go Joey!

Freedom, here I come!

P.S. Today's physics paper was a bitch! Blah the setters.

0.0 karma for Plurk!!!!!!

oh, god.

JOEY, who needs serious brain treatment

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law

2009-09-12T17:02:00.002+08:00

Tuition was boring and retarded yesterday. The tuition teacher (I cant even remember his name)treats us like we are mentally retarded pupils.

HE SAID: "You go into MacDonalds and you think of chicken rice. NO! You go into MacDonalds, you are supposed to think of....(long pause)something associated with MacDonalds!"

I SAY: "When we go into Macs, we think of Mega McSpicy. Can someone tell me if he has eaten a burger in his life?"

HE SAID: "Everyone say with me; the clue is found in the _______? (silence from class and a few snickers) QUESTION!!!! I always tell my students to say that. THE CLUE IS FOUND IN THE (silence again) QUESTION!!!!"

I SAY: "whatever."

HE SAID: "Deon, you have got 50 cents, I got 1 dollar, your 50 cents is not mine right? So your 50 cents and my 1 dollar cannot be combined! YES! Joey you understand? (insert my confused, mouth wide open face) I AM SO HAPPY!"
I SAY: "Um. Can someone please call 6389 2000 (Institute of Mental Health)?"

So, yesterday's one and a half hour in tuition was spent in awkward silence of the pupils and over enthusiasm from the teacher.

Best tuition ever huh.

Also, went to complete Art yesterday morning. Our clay doll looked quite nice actually, I must say. :D Quite stylish. And our design was displayed on the wall; haa. Anyways, Lucas' doll has such huge tits that the bikini only covers half her breasts. After Art, we went to KFC @ Sing Post to have lunch.

Halfway through, I thought I heard Rui Jie's voice. And we started leaning in to hear what five guys from TKSS further down were talking about. I swear it was a hilarious sight. And we made out Fang Quan, Xue Rui, Da Yang and Kian Chong's voices too. :D Shall not post their conversation as it is quite.. rated.

Felt quite light today cause I finished most of school's homework. The tuition teacher had the nerve to give us 3 test papers for homework. Hell. So, the last day of September Holidays will be used to chiong remnants of homework and studies.

Sigh. I hope I get my new phone soon. Darren has got his. BAH. I want my Samsung Jet! Although Jiale had tried (NOTE: TRIED)to talk me out of getting it since I am too rough. But I am still going to get it. That is how stubborn I am.

That is so going to be mine.

JOEY; who fell in love with Pringles Smoky BBQ (she used to like Original)

Scary biceps

2009-09-12T16:33:00.000+08:00

This picture was featured in the latest 8 Days. Hers arms look really scary and revolting. All the veins are like popping out!

However, some says that this photo has been tampered with so, believe it or not!

Madonna For Louis Vuitton. She looks, overdone to me. And Jing Yi's right, Nicole Kidman would've been a better model for Louis Vuitton's new collection. Well, at least her arms look normal here. Photoshop is really good.

I WANT.

2009-09-12T16:20:00.000+08:00

I WANT A NOOKA SPONGEBOB WATCH!!!!!!

It looks like this. I WANT IT! :/

Garr. I realised Im beginning to crave for everything. And that is bad.

2009-09-06T16:13:00.001+08:00

Moving on to Picture Perfect now, just finished Salem Falls. (:

Somehow, I've got the same feelings as Jing Yi--getting tired of Jodi Picoult's books. She writes about the same kind of story over and over again; hoping to touch us. But the thing is, after one or two books, its just the wow its the same as before and here we go again kind of feeling.

So, I guess I'll just finish this book and take a break.

Hmm.

Anyways, I really should stop treating Parkway Parade like my second home. I practically go there four times a week.

Last Thursday went with Wei Lin. Apparently Im her escort or something; cause I had to accompany her till her tuition time. And, Nicholas, you are such a bad boyfriend. Made her carry all your things. Tsk Tsk Tsk. But that gave me a reason to 偷看.

Conclusion: his handwriting sucks, but results, OKAY la. Can pass.

Last Friday, went with Jia Le and Jie Hui for UNKNOWN and indisclosable reasons. Ate at food court, me: Fried Kway Teow, Jia Le: some korean thingy. Jie Hui: PORRIDGE, and she couldnt even finish. oO. Im amazed
.

Last Saturday, went there with Jing Yi and Jia Le to have lunch.

WARNING: Parkway's Mos Burger smells like FART. Thats the truth, no exaggeration.

But we got a free fan, so, no complains! (:

Haa, typical AUNTY.

Anyways, its the September Holidays right now. I have no idea where to start studying from. Pfft.

Go Joey, you're the best. =.=

JOEY, the GREAT

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water..

2009-09-03T21:04:00.000+08:00

In the midst of reading Salem Falls, another Jodi Picoult's work.

When I am actually stuck with two powerpoints to complete. And its already a quarter to nine.

At the same time, I am blogging too. Wow, what a Wonderwoman I am. :D

I like Jack in Salem Falls, he remind me of Andrew Paxton in The Proposal.(Played by Ryan Reynolds) I watched it on Tuesday, with mum and sis. God, it was darn dirty okay. Sandra Bullock was ALMOST completely naked; only her hands over her breasts and this small little glove covering her crotch. .__.

AND, Ryan Reynolds has hot body for a thirty-three year old. But he isnt very photogenic. Gahh haa. BUT; who cares as long as his body is nice! Crap, now I sound like a wannabe cheerleader, boy crazy, type of girl.

Okay, off about Ryan Reynolds. And hot guys.

FINALLY, there are NO MORE TESTS for this week! I really feel that my school is trying to tear us apart from our bodies and head. I feel so tired recently, but I havent done much studying for myself. All the projects and tests; and tomorrow's the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. Cant believe it at all.

Next up, the whole pile of holidays homework that is thrown to us. Apparently, teachers doesnt know what HOLIDAYS mean.

holiday- a time or period of exemption from any requirement, duty, assessment, etc.: New businesses may be granted a one-year tax holiday.

We are humans, you are humans too. We can break down, you know? I guess not.

GARR.

When I become president of Singapore, I'd ban homework and tuitions of any kind during holidays. Ha.

JOEY, who hates studying right now

Garr.

2009-09-03T16:33:00.001+08:00

2009-08-30T21:16:00.000+08:00

I feel really awful. After talking to Julia, I realised Im really really tired. I really dont know what to do. Maybe Im just becoming more and more sensitive to everything in a bad way.

nvm. Hope everything'll just pass.

I hope so.

2009-08-30T20:17:00.001+08:00

Just came back from The Shopping Trip with VERY TALL (for a reason) Weilin.

I bought... a belt for Yong Hao, cause tomorrow's his 16th birthday

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY BOY!!!! you know I love you. :D

I still remember every year all the girls have to give him birthday kiss. lol.

And bought this bracelet, that Im gnna wear everyday. lol. It looks very.. 'tribal'.

Actually the purpose of the shopping trip is to buy teacher's day present, since I like to slap horse's fart (suck up) (:(:

ANYWAY, I bought nothing. ): Actually I saw this 'TOO HOT TO HANDLE' luggage tag, which I wanted to get for ms kwek. SO SUITABLE RIGHT. And there's this 'CHIKOPEK' one that I wanted to get for mr liow. Although he is not pervertic la, its just a joke.

And my beloved and VERY TALL cousin, who bought a pair of SUPPOSEDLY very chio (according to her) wedges. Actually, its quite nice. OKAY only la.

Ignore me, Im just jealous.
Cause in those 2 inch high shoes, she towers over me. ( She ALREADY towers over me without shoes) =.=

One day Im gnna go out with her with 5 inches heels to take revenge. heh.

Wanted to buy sandals, but didnt cause my cousin's gnna donate one to me (the exact one that I wanted to get). She hasnt even worn it before. wth.

AND IM GNNA GET A NEW SCHOOLBAG THIS TUE!!!

Makes me happy just thinking about it. (:

I WANT ACID WASHED+PAINT SPLATTERED SHORTS!!!

boo.

JOEY, who feels REALLY SHORT!

2009-08-23T15:42:00.000+08:00

FINALLY, I FINISHED THE POWERPOINT.

HALLELUJAH.

2009-08-23T13:05:00.000+08:00

Just checked my mail.

Since Jingyi the sex goddess have not sent me the story yet, shall crap here. (:

Join Plurk!!!!

HAHA, now Im like yuandeng; totally STOKED. :D

Still waiting for sexy Jingyi....

pending...pending...pending...

I REALLY WANT ACID WASHED+PAINT SPLATTERED SHORTS!!

25$ only, so cheap.

AND this high waisted skirt, 15$ only, cheaper.

I think its really nice.. (the skirt AND the model's skin tone)

Whatever. I want it I want it! Havent REALLY mentioned it to my mum, only hint hint-ed. And apparently she is too slow cause she doesnt get it. Gosh.

Shall go spam on Plurk. Everyone, JOIN!!!!!

2009-08-23T12:54:00.000+08:00

argh

Am trying to complete the dumb-ass chinese book report..
Stupid me forgot to bring the book home so in the end had to ~~find find find find find find find~~ find people with scanner to scan and send me.

AS ALWAYS, beloved Jingyi is my SAVIOR. Im going to love her forever. Jingyi, you are the ~~sex goddess,~~ girl.

So, shall try and complete it... bah. blog later!

2009-08-23T00:07:00.000+08:00

Wow, I finally can upload photos. But it is darn slow.

Whatever, who gives a damn.

Today

Went to settle netball tee with Jiale and Anna; couldnt bear to skip Queen of No Marriage so when I watched finish, it was already late.

Was a tiny bit late, sorry Jiale. ;B

So, Jiale and I went to buy McFlurries, and the counter guy was so toot. He go press press press the thing until 4 Mcflurries came up on the screen. Me and Jiale were like: um..

~~Then went inside Ehub to find anna.. I think she was blocked by the other shops so we couldnt see her.~~
oops.Yea, so anw, found the tee printing shop, settled everything.I think our netball tee is going to be lime green. :)

We ended quite early so decided to catch a movie.. I thought the screen to choose the drinks end everything was touch screen, so I went to press. WTF, damn embarrassing can .__.

Watched UP, it was super freak-ass touching, all 3 of us teared like mad... It was probably the most touching cartoon movie I ever saw.... haha, then went T1 to window shop with jiale.

Sorry Anna for abandoning you on the train..

only window shopped for 2 shops then go home already la. SIAN.

thats all. now still chionging homework.

P.S. JOIN PLURK! im addicted. haha.

JOEY, who has really aching shoulders now

2009-08-16T18:30:00.001+08:00

Just read finish Jodi Picoult's Mercy.

Borrowed from Shaun. I think Cameron, Allie and Mia are like =.=
Nonetheless, its a good book. Although not as heart-wrenching as Jodi Picoult's other books, say My Sister's Keeper, but it still made me cry.

Jamie and Maggie's love is so touching. i kept thinking to myself if I would ever do what Jamie did, killing Maggie. I dont think I'd even be able to pluck up the courage. ):

That phrase, Mo Chridhe, My Heart, made me tear. ):
Those were the words that Jamie said when he saw Maggie's casket being put to the dug earth.

aw.

2009-08-16T16:57:00.001+08:00

Went to the Marina Barrage last.. Thursday.
It was real fun, caught the funny side of Mr Chua.

He was really really funny can. (:
Also took lots of photos, will try to see if I can upload them.

Anyways, Im crossing my fingers for the latest Geography test marks to be revealed. I hope it pulls me up. I am aiming for A1 for Geography, God, give it to me. I AM working hard. Although Im not sure if its enough.

I suddenly thought about next year yesterday at night before I went to sleep. Not for the first time, I felt really happy and contented to be in One & Two Forgiveness. I can see that throughout the two years we have stuck together and I dare say we are the most bonded class, at least to myself.

It'll be so sad to leave not only the people, but the class next year. People are all thinking about their future, which is good, but kind of sad too. Like Jingyi and a few other people who'll be going to IP. I may be the only one that feels sad in the clique, at least that is what I think so. Everyone keeps telling me that we will still have a chance to meet up and everything. But I know it wont be the same. I've experienced it before.

Argh. Why am I pouring everything out at this moment.

I guess all we can do is Live The Moment and not let anything slip past us.
I guess.

JOEY, who suddenly found a way to think

2009-08-08T18:46:00.001+08:00

I have been so so lazy lately.

Its like, I cant do anything right.

My tests are all borderline passes.

I think its because Im complacent. I think that because I got 7 in class position for mid year, I can slack about and not do any serious thinking or work.

JOEY, who is tired of being stupid and dumb

WTF.

2009-08-08T15:04:00.000+08:00

I have no idea why they are doing this.

so W loves N, and N loves W. And they happily kisses each other openly and pons school like

ANY OTHER COUPLES.

She is such an inconsistent person.

Together.

Break.

Together.

Break.

And now they 're pulling everyone into this mess.

Whats so good about him anyway. Yea, he is SO SWEET.

Huh.

~~last forever?~~

Dont even think about it.

Let me tell you, you need ADVICES, not AFFIRMATIONS

JOEY, love blinds people so much that even if they are pricking themselves, they cant see.

~~FUCK.~~

2009-08-08T14:28:00.000+08:00

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: chrysanthemum tea (less sugar!).

2. Last phone call: Jiale, but she did not answer.

3. Last text message: Xuerui.

4. Last song you listened to: 掉了 by 张惠美

5. Last time you cried: a month ago, while reading a book

HAVE YOU EVER:

7. Been cheated on: no.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yes, my cousin's feet. Wait, that's something, not someone.

9. Lost someone special: not YET.

10. Been depressed: yes.

11. Been drunk and threw up: no.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:

12. black!

13. white!

14. pink!

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)

15. Made a new friend: yea!

16. Fallen out of love: no. .__.

17. Laughed until you cried: haha, yea.

18. Met someone who changed you: erm, maybe?

19. Found out who your true friends were: yea.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: Bad or good?

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Uh..

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Almost all.

23. How many kids do you want to have: ZERO ZERO ZERO.

24. Do you have any pets: yes. My boobs.

25. Do you want to change your name: noooo.

26. What did you do for your last birthday: watched a horror movie at jiehui's house.

27. What time did you wake up today: 8.30am.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: my beauty regime.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: um.

30. Last time you saw your Mother: this morning.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i'll keep this on hold.

32. What are you listening to right now: no surprise, Daughtry.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Uh.no. wth.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: MY FRINGE GETTING INTO MY EYES. augh!

35. Most visited webpage: my blog, facebook, deviantart, twitter.

36. What's your real name: Lim Joey.

37. Nicknames: machoey, jojoba.

38. Relationship Status: single.

39. Zodiac sign: pig.

40. Male or female?: female.

41. Elementary?: Tao Nan School.

42. Middle School?: Chung Cheng High School (Main).

43. High school/college?: -

44. Hair colour: black.

45. Long or short: shoulder length.

46. Height: 159! ):

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: er ya. kim bum. (:

48: What do you like about yourself?: I speak my mind.

49. Piercings: 2.

50. Tattoos: no. but maybe a meaningful one next time.

51. Righty or lefty: righty.

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: eugh, no.

53. First piercing: four years old?

54. First best friend: desirae chong.

55. First sport you joined: choir. SHUDDUP SHAUN, you scoutboy.

56. First vacation: malaysia.

58. First pair of trainers: um, cant remember.

RIGHT NOW

59. Eating: nothing.

60. Drinking: saliva.

61. I'm about to: type elit project script. =.=

62. Listening to: Heartless, Kris Allen

63. Waiting on: boredness.

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Kids? : NO.

65. Get Married?: maybe?

66. Career?: Im gonna climb to the top.

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes: eyes.

68. Hugs or kisses: hugs.

69. Shorter or taller: taller.

70. Older or Younger: younger.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: romantic AND spontaneous.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: both.

73. Sensitive or loud: loud.

74. Hook-up or relationship: both.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: sometimes trouble-maker, sometimes hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: no.

77. Drank hard liquor: no.

78. Lost glasses/contacts: no.

79. Sex on first date: WTF.

80. Broken someone's heart: i guess...so.

82. Been arrested: no.

83. Turned someone down: uh, yea.

84. Cried when someone died: no. i havent been able to experience that.

85. Fallen for a friend?: no. im cold blooded.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: but of course.

87. M. Yourself: huh?

87. Miracles: yes.

88. Love at first sight: yes.

89. Heaven: Never really thought about it.

90. Santa Claus: no.

91. Kiss on the first date: no.

92. Angels: no.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: of course not.

95. Did you sing today?: uh, yea.(:

96. Ever cheated on somebody?: nope.

97. If you could go back in time: i'd live my life the same EXACT way.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: none. Memories are good AS memories and nothing else. (:

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: maybe.

100. Posting this as 100 truths?: yea!

I dont know.

2009-08-02T18:07:00.001+08:00

I think im so immature.

Im like a bloody childish kid trying to live an adult's live.

Its so hard to be truthful.

Its so hard to lie.

Its so hard to keep a secret.

Garr.

Im so stressed out right now about everything; I cant cope at all.

I hope I can just fly up in the sky with a balloon and vanish in the air with a

pop.

pop.

pop pop pop.

.& Im gone.

Life is just so hard.

JOEY,tears falling inside;hard on the outside

2009-08-02T16:22:00.000+08:00

Hey,

NAPFA (5 items) on Thursday was quite fast..

Other than the fact that I injured my knee and it hurt a little when I was running,

it was quite okay.

OH! Except for the fact that I got a fucking C in Sit and Reach. I dont see the point in being flexible.

Im not even a gymnast, for GOD'S sake.

WHY MUST WE BE FLEXIBLE!!!!!

Im so old already la, spine hard already you know! Ahma's spine very very hard!

I still think sit and reach is crap. Im gnna stay UNflexible, I dont care. :/

So I have a B now and a C.

I can still get gold right. At least I hope so.

And noticed some sick stuffs while we were supporting the guys for inclined pull-ups.

Shall not say anything and keep my pervertness to myself.

IMAGINE. :D

JOEY,whose brain is full of sick stuffs right now

2009-08-02T15:28:00.001+08:00

I dont know whats the freaking problem with Blogger.

Why is it in freaking HTML mode.

Now I dont know how to post my pictures again.

Bah.

Bah.

Bah.

I HATE BLOGGER!

JOEY,get back with the old

Mud.

2009-07-25T19:10:00.002+08:00

Yo people; im baaaaack again! (:(:

I've decided to steer clear from pork floss buns from today onwards, after I heard Jingyi commenting that bakers dig their noses and stuff their findings into the buns.

EEK.

Changed my blogskin!! Like it like it? lol.

And god, I slept through the whole two episodes of Absolute Boyfriend yesterday night..

That wasnt because tha show was too boring. Instead, I was too tired to stay up watching it.

Netball training; hell. Next week:2.4;hell.

My body is going to die of fatique someday if this carries on.

And after the last training when I want to take a seat some weirdo sound would escape from my mouth. Dont accuse me of anything please.

anw, its laaaaaaate now, =.= gtg have dinner and enjoy my Boys Over Flowers with lots of popcorns. (:

Aah, my bum bum!

JOEY; who have really painful thighs now.

P.S. People! follow me on twitter!!!!! I have like, ONE pathetic follower. www.twitter.com.jibelagged

2009-07-12T19:50:00.002+08:00

I just realised an obvious thing.

Bar Rafaeli is a swimsuit model. Therefore, most pictures of her are in bikinis. =.=

I cant even find ANY decent photos of her to print can. All the photos either show half of her breasts or shows her in some poses that are...sexually tempting.

therefore, I have settled on Giselle Bundchen.

2009-07-12T16:36:00.000+08:00

Oh my god. FINALLY I can upload my photos. I am so going crazy,uploading all BUMMIE'S photos.
Gosh I am so happy. Ba ha ha ha.

Hot guy man. So NOT look like Jay Chou. .__.
And btw, Jiale and Nut, I saw the LEGENDARY guy--G's man. Okay, he looks quite cute la. But yea he's the kind of guy that would make me roll my eyes like MAD. Typical Ah Beng. Huh, such a miracle.

Argh, for art we have to print a supermodel picture. Cant decide from Agyness Deyn, Heidi Klum or Bar Rafaeli. Heidi Klum and Bar Rafaeli have got ultra huge boobs. Okay, Im exaggerating, but they look really tempting.

For the guys' sake, shall post the one that im gnna print. Haha. Hold the saliva!!!

Im thinking.. Bar Rafaeli. Beautiful, from Israel, Leonardo DiCaprio's woman. Not that he looks good anymore. And hello to myself, to think that I still had a thing for him when I first watched Titanic. but now, totally nothing left. ):):

STOP staring at her ass/boobs, guys. Just admire her like a piece of Art. Actually, this is not the one Im printing la. Cannot print so sexy picture, if not when I draw her I'll feel very 自卑.

So.. enjoy! (:

OH I totally forgot.

I DECLARE TO HAVE A WHITENING REGIME.

I have been counselled by my mum to care for my over wrinkled, dry, dark skin before I get diagnosed with skin cancer. (Like I didnt know that before =.= I just didnt care.)

I think my female hormones are finally doing their jobs since I have this sudden urge to look paler? I dont know whats the right word. AND, I must say, I am not racist. Maybe what sparked my determination was Bar Rafaeli's photo. Lol.

Im just curious of how I would look when Im not so overly tanned. However I think its Mission Impossible. Im a netballer for goodness sake.

BUT. Im not a person who would give up so easily. So, everyone, SHIELD ME FROM THE SUN!!!!

Anyway, just to crack y'all up, there's 2 photos of Jingyi with half eaten Subway cookies as her mouth. Hoho.

The cookies look like moustache!

JOEY, who thinks ultra short school skirts are cheap

2009-07-05T18:19:00.000+08:00

快乐什么时候会结束呢

那一刻是最后一刻

mood: controlled madness

Aw man, the bbq photos cant be uploaded. ): I dont think anyone wants to see it anyways, since its already like, 3 effing weeks old. lala, I shall post on facebook instead.

You know, actually, im still considering whether to post photos that we took in the toilet of Singpost. Hmmm. Not that anyone would want to see Choyyu's ass. Haha just kidding. (:
I dont take consored photos, Choyyu. Be relieved.

Just watched the episodes of Boys Over Flowers that Kim Bum appeared. I must say, HOT! (:(:
Im officially over Arron, FOR THE TIME BEING. Kim bum is more mouth watering. hehs.

Oh crap. I just realised. I cant upload Kim Bum's photos TOO! ARGH.

Anyways. School is boring, man. But, funny. (:(:(:
Read all the funny parts at Lucas' blog.
But still, I dont like Chris Lim. Only his accents. See if he can make me change my mind about him.

JOEY, who does NOT think kimbum looks like jaychou (ahems, choyyu)

如果我变成回忆，终于没那么幸运

没机会白着头发，蹒跚牵着你，看晚霞落尽

连累依然爱我的你痛哭承受失去

这样不公平，请你尽力，把我忘记

漫长时光总有一天你会伤心痊愈

若有人可以，让他给你，我不怪你

Why is it that at this point, I am thinking of Kimbum? ;)

2009-06-27T20:07:00.000+08:00

This, is going to be a darn short post.

I havent even posted the class gathering photos YET. And it has been already passed like, TWO WEEKS. Im such an effing lagger.

And, I have done like, 2 out of 20 holiday homework. AND SCHOOL IS REOPENING IN 2 DAYS!

FTW FTW FTW FTW.

Why isnt there fucking one more week.

fuck.

2009-05-30T17:54:00.000+08:00

mood: HAPPYYYYYYYYYY, flying/floating in the sky. (:(:(:(:(:(:

Shut up and put your money where your mouth is,
thats what you get for waking up in Vagas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now,
thats what you get for waking up in Vegas

Hello!

For once, there ARE actually reasons why I am feeling extra happy and happy and happy:

#1. JUNE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!!! What else.
#2. We got 3rd for netball and the guys got 3rd for basketball interclass (although we REALLY should have got first, but 3rd IS good already.)
#3. I got my 20x100 GOLD medal. FINALLY.
#4. I got back my report book, and wells, I improved. Seventh in class!

And lastly, dont you all think 25 is a REALLY NICE NUMBER???
IT IS REALLY, REALLY A FRIGGING NICE NUMBER, Im NOT telling tales!!!

twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25
twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25
twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25twentyfive25

Actually, SEVEN is nicer. But TWENTY FIVE is NOT BAD TOO. (:

Im so sorry Im just too happy I think I should just post my overall exam results.

English Language- 61.7 B4
Higher Chinese- 73.7 A2 (just 1.3 marks away from A1!!! HELL.)
Mathematics- 57.8 C5 (Ha. As usual.)
Science- 75.4 A1 (HAPPINESS IS MINE. MUAHA.)
Geography- 76.6 A1
History- 61.0 B4
Literature- 74.9 A2 (even angrier. 0.1 mark to A1. HELL HELL HELL.)
D&T- A1
Art- 83 A1 (highest in class (:(:(:)

So there. My results. I think its not bad.. And now for the holidays, just relaaaaaaaaaaaax. :D
Let me STRESS once AGAIN that 25 is SUCH A NICE NUMBER. Its really nice. ahhh~

Anw, yesterday after parent teacher meeting conference (which was A MESS), I went shopping with my mother/ma/mum/mummy/momma and sister/retard/idiot/censored/censored at Bugis. Ate at Singpost's macdonalds with Jingyi, Jiale and Bird, and it was THER that they told me some VERY interesting stories consisting of a sandybeach, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a piano. Interesting, huh?

Then went to Iluma to shop.. Not much there really, since its new and not all shops are opened yet. Then too bored so watched movie. The theatre ROCKS HARDCORE. Saw Jean and Pengker going down the escalator when I was outside the theatre. I was holding popcorn and drinks and twisties, so I probably looked stupid, but I wondered why they looked so darn shocked to see me.
We watched Night At the Museum 2, it was okay. Not very funny though. I actually wanted to watch Angels and Demons, or mayba Wolverine. But my sister. Argh.

Went to Bugis Junction after that to shop. Bought nothing. ): Only ate dinner there. And I saw Feilunhai's photobook (?) at kinokuniya. ALMOST bought it, but I resisted the temptation. It'll be no use anw. Nonetheless, I'll put it in on my lust list so good people like... some people will be so nice to buy it for me. It costs 25 plus anw. ;D

THEN we went to Bugis Street. Bought a black vest that I wanted for so long. YAY! YIPPEE YA YA!

Argh. Theres something wrong with my blogskin AGAIN. so fed up. Shall go switch skin. Although its only like, 2 weeks old.

JOEY, who LOVVVVVVVVVES 25.

BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOOOOOOOOOOOL?

2009-05-23T18:25:00.000+08:00

Hey people!

Briefing had just ended like..2 days ago. Got back my MYE results, and I must say that its not bad.. HA. Will post results when I get back report book yea. (:

Oh, and HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO LUCAS LIM!!! whooooooo~
okay..

Interclass games have started yesterday, and I think we did really well. For netball, we won 3 games and draw 1, so total we have like, 10 points and we are second just under 2JT. Not bad ar. Basketball also won 3 draw 1, as what Fang Quan told me. We went to support for 1 game and screamed like mad girls haha. :D Im not sure for soccer but if Im not wrong the results should be draw 3 win 1? I didnt know our class had an abundance of sports genes.

THANKS EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED FOR ALL THE INTERCLASS GAMES AND ALSO THOSE THAT SUPPORT US BY YOUR EVERLASTING AND EAR-PIERCING SCREAMS, we really appreciated it. (: AS FOR THE PLAYERS, WORK HARD TO GET INTO THE SEMI-FINALS!! jiayou jiayou.

Hmm, as theres not really much to post about, I shall post pictures!!!! These are the pictures that we took like, last week. But whatever, we didnt really change much in a week so.. enjoy!!

Thr girls buying sandwiches

Jingyi and Choyyu

The Lesbians

Mysterious Bird~~~~

The EVER SEXY Jingyi

CHOYYU

JINGYI

I have NO IDEA why Choyyu took photo of the water cooler=.=

No idea why this was taken too

Choyyu, who's gnna 跑路

jialeeeeeeeeeeee

The Stupid Skip

ANOTHER pair of lesbians

My Cousin who doesnt want to show his face but want to show off his skills

NO MORE!! Haha. People, be glad and grateful to me that I didnt post all your unglam photos. HAIL THE GREAT AND MIGHTY JOEY!!!! :D

Bye!

JOEY, who wants to know whether disco sticks can REALLY glow in the dark

MYE OVERRR

2009-05-16T19:04:00.001+08:00

Mood: Happy, Ecstatic, Positive, Whateveaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Happiness always escapes through a door,
a door we never knew was left open..

Hey peeps,

have not blogged since the start of MYE lol. Just changed blogskin!! I know very nice haha :D

MYE IS OVERRRR!!

OVERRRRR!!!! BYE!! TATA!!! SAYO!!! NARA!!!

AUUUU REVOIRRRRRRRR!!!

Sorry Im in hysterics right now. (: Pardon.

However, Im extramely worried and itchy (?!) as I know that my PAPERS ARE MARKEDDDDDDD!!!!!!! Oh hell, dont even think about it. Two more days to nightmare.. or perhaps sweet dream. (:(:

Okay, I shall shut up with Examinations (since they are already in the past) and talk more about Marking oh-how-fabulour-and-delightful dayyyy with Choyyu, Jiale, Nut and sadly, no Jingyi. ):

Okay, as on that day, everyone's mother seem to be going through meno-pause (ahem ahem) emotionally except maybe mine (we were doing French pedicure on each other the previous night .__.)

So, in order to cheer them up, I made them sandwiches. (:(: Cool right I know.

So, on the way to the maths trail thing, we saw this frigging darn cute dog which was roaming on the road and got nearly ran over by a motorcycle AND a car. (FWAH.)

We were thinking whether to call the SPCA and trying to figure out what's SPCA's number.
(its actually 6287 5355) when we realised that the dog has got a lump on its stomach.

Choyyu: is it its balls?

Jingyi: No, the balls are hanging at the back what.

Me: Then whats the sharp sharp thing? Isnt that the balls?

Jingyi: No la, thats the dick. The balls not so sharp one, and I always like to touch the balls. (Laughs) Very nice to touch.

Me: huh.. that means it has got a tumour or something..

Jingyi: and it has got fleas so we cant touch it..

And Choyyu was calling her snr for the SPCA number when the dog nonchalently trotted into a house thats under construction. After a long period of struggling (LOL), we went to ask the workers whose dog is it. And he said it was the owner's dog. PFFT. But if it has an owner, why would it have fleas and a lump??? Dont gettit.

So we went on... then maths trail started. We had to tend a booth for Math day, and our booth was Tangrams.. Leaders were Mandy and Anthony. That Anthony ar, the face damn dao la can. We concluded that he looked like jiale lol.
Mentioning about jiale... she was harrassed by us like mad. And we insulted her Bum/Golden Rice. SORRY MRS BUM!! :P

After the Maths trail we went to karaoke. :D On the way to the bus stop though, it was like 2FG gathering cause almost everyone in the class was walking on the same road. Then we skipped through one-third of the road. Tsk Tsk. And went to eat Katong Laksa before going to Katong shopping centre. DARN shiok ar I tell ya. Then went singing/shrieking/howling. (((((:
The most fun song was NUMB. HAHA CHOYYU!!!
We were practically screaming through the whole song. I was trying to look tough. and failed miserably. :/

And in the next room, there were some annoying guys who always walked past us and stared at us like some dumbshits. So before we went we peeked into their...room(?) and stare until cannot. HAHA. Choyyu gave the thumbs up sign somemore.

So it was darn fun. We should go karaoke some other time lol. Seriously can practice screaming. Fwahahahaha.

Will blog soon! (:(:(:(:
In the meanwhile, watch this amazing video that you can find at the 'video' section. Enjoy and get swept away!!

JOEY, who thinks she is superwoman and can fly.

P.S.(OFF I GO FLYING!!!!! BYEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~)

2009-04-26T13:33:00.000+08:00

THE WEATHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT RECENTLY.
BLEAH.

PHOTOSHOPP.

2009-04-26T00:23:00.001+08:00

2009-04-19T16:31:00.000+08:00

Mood: Tired

forcing impossible of convincing myself it'll work out tomorrow, try to follow the outline of what should come...
to be only to find i'm overcome by fatigue, an empty routine created for show

Im really really tired recently. Like really tired. Many things to do, many deadlines to meet.. Argh

And did I mention it is the first time in my whole life that Im stressed? Not to say guilty. Its 10 days to MYE and Im not even studying. Im gnna flunk. For sure. Still have got the netball tee design in my hands, lots of revisions and assessments not done yet. Now I know I should just take on responsibilities that I can manage.

So tired I cant even MAKE my eyes stay open.

Fk.

But.. I'll still make a short post about TJC visit k...........

Sat, 180409,:

Went for Bio test in the morning, still could manage with the questions. Actually wanted to play bball with the guys but they played soccer in the end so we didnt play with them. SOCCER SUCKS. lol. Anw, me, Jiale, Choyyu and Jingyi went to eat Macs @ PP. (No Nat cause she has got training) Ate sausage McMuffin.. Actually ALL of us ate the same thing lol (: Then we took bus 31 to TJC.. Got lost on the way cause we werent looking at the roads. In fact, Jingyi and Choyyu were singing 'Pokerface'. Scarlly next time their faces really become poked ar. Touchwood. (:

Anw back the the main t. So we were lost, and we just alighted at this random busstop near EXPO. And the freaking busstop only got bus no. 31. Pffft. At last managed to hail a cab while high-ing on the road. It was SERIOUSLY a miracle that we didnt get knocked down by a vehicle since we all looked like we were practically drunk. Well, except for Jiale, cause she was perfectly sober as she still could remember to press the button at the traffic light. Earth to Jiale..

Were still highing on the cab, with Jiale mumbling, 'Walao, you all stop it la, dont you know we're on a CAB?!'. No response from cab driver. When we realised that TJC was ACTUALLY IN BEDOK, Jingyi went, 'What were we DOING?!' I agree with her without any doubt. Managed to quieten down until we reached TJC. Was VERY embarrassed cause we were comparing heights with this paper dummy, when our 'ambassadors' approached us. Hee. Turns out, both of them were from Chung Cheng too! Wow. And A LOT of sudents there were from Chung Cheng. Haha. Walked around the school, met Shiyinn and mother, Hsintung, and the basketball people. Very sian, so decided to go somewhere else. Actually we wanted to go to Tampines1, but didnt go in the end.

Phew, luckily we did NOT go, if not we'll meet a bunch of people there who will pollute our eyes. We made the right decision. (:

Okay. This REALLY wasnt the 'short' post that I planned to write.

And guess what, Jiale just called to tell me the netball tee is not urgent. Hmmm, one thing off my mind. (: Better than nothing.

BYE!

JOEY, who is too tired to give a damn.

P.S. SHE IS SO DARN FAKE.

RUNNING.

2009-04-12T17:06:00.000+08:00

Mood:BORED

But I can't help it if I'm helpless..every time that I'm where you are.

You walk in and my strength walks out the door..

Hey..
The Sports Meet was three days ago and Im only blogging about it.. now. How lag. However, the blame cannot be on me as I had to recover from my sunburn before I could type anything, no? Couldnt even raise my hands for the past two days =.=

Nevertheless, the Sports Meet! Yea, it was darn fun obviously. And 20x100m clinched a first! Whooohoooo~ Happy!! xD Okay, I shall start from like, the very starting.

Met Ruijie at Lucky, 9.30AM, cause we were going to watch a horror movie at Jiehui's house with some other people. The EVER-SO-CLEVER Jiale sms-ed me to say she was freaking late & told me to go first. (Who was the one that said she couldnt lie, eh?) Met up with Choyyu and T, and went to Jiehui's house. When we reached, Jiehui went to call someone. VERY SUSPICIOUS, huh? Then she tried to open the door and it wouldnt budge. So, I suspected something and shouted Who the hell thats in there better open the door ar! Jiehui replied that how is it possible to have anyone inside? HA.

Turns out, it was a belated 'partaye' for me. LOLs. Jiale, Hsintung, Shaun, Jiehui, Ruijie present. Then we ate the cake. Guess what, on the cake wrote: To our sexiest Jojoba. And I read 'sexiest' as 'sexist'. The cake was quite nice though. OH! And damn whoever that gave me the cake on the plate that was supposed to be used for praying!! djfjhbrhjefjher. But since the cake is actually NICE, I shoudnt blame anyone. I shall say THANKS PEOPLE!!!!! Love them to the bits. Except for Shaun & Ruijie, ahem ahem.

Watched the sort of horror show after that. covered the windows with mattresses for scarier effect lol. The show was actually a horror comedy, like what the heck, it made us scream AND laugh. However, the fact that we actually screamed proved that the movie wasnt so bad. Haha. In the middle, Jiehui's grannie, Xuerui, Nat & Jingyi came. After that, we couldnt scream anymore cause we scared that Jiehui's granny would not be able to take it. Touchwood, choy choy choy.

Left for Bedok stadium damn early. On the way there, A LOT of forgivenessians got up the bus. Mr Muhammad got up too. It was like chung cheng gathering la. Reached, separated from my friends to join the athletes. Then trained for the run a little outside the stadium.. I WAS NO. 13!! Unlucky no. sia. But still can buy 4D. (:(:(: There was this opening run, darn fun, we had to chiong all the way to the centre of the stadium, then say this pledge. The person reciting the pledge v. funny. Cause his microphone went crazy, then most of his words kena cut off. (:(:

Actually most of the time was spent with the class, cheering and playing Tap Tap with Shaun lol. At around 4PM was our event. I was darn nervous, but was standing with Jo Lin, Joanne, Anna and Felicia so not that bad la.. Jo Lin was the first to run, she overtook like, 2 people wth. Then Anna and Felicia... When it was me, I was freaking out like crazy and I wanted to pee la! But when the guy passed me the baton, I just felt this adrenaline to run. (: Thats the magic of the baton!!! Lol. Then it was Joanne. Cheered with Anna and the other guys. When she finished, I dont know, we felt so happy we just hugged one another. Then we ran to the finishing line.. When the No. 20 crossed, darn happy and we cheered like some kind of mad woman. Then all twenty of us put our hands together and went CHUNG CHENG!!! hoho.

After that went out with Jiale, Shaun, Jasmine and ShiJia. Actually Jiale cannot go, but at the last minute her mum called to meet her at Tampines1 so we all went. (:(: Was super crowded, walked around trying to find a so called swimming pool in the mall, at last we realised that it was actually in a spa. =.= Then we still walked around, looking for the present that Shaun..owes me? No. The present that Shaun WANTS TO BUY for me. That sounds nicer, right?

At last, bought school shoes and earrings. weird combi but whatever. got home safely without getting killed.. Just very tired. I heard from my cousin that I look like I was about to collapse anytime, and my cheekc was damn red. Oooo.

THANKS SHAUN FOR THE PRESENT!!!!!!!!! (:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:

And btw, isit Easter Day today? If it is, Happy Easters to everyone!!! Eat an egg!

Ha.

JOEY, who REALLY doesnt where Heeren is, oh gosh, Im SO sorry. :D

BONJOUR lalalalalalalala (:(:(:(:

2009-03-21T17:10:00.000+08:00

Help! The Yee is out of town at Malacca, probably oogling over Malaysian guys/hunks and leaving The Lim behind without anyone to talk to on the phone for 2 FREAKING hours!!!!! Nice one, Yee. But nevermind that. As Im a faithfully loyal and needless to say, extremely wonderful friend, I shall hope with all my heart that she'd at least learn some Maly when she returns. Although the trip is only for 2 days. Its okay, since she is so DARN CLEVER. hoho. Eh, but the thing is today's her Big Day lei. Then she not in Singapore, how I wish her to be happy sia.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEARRRR JIALE. (:

Happenings:

Yesterday Yong Xuan and I went to watch Hotel for Dogs. Surprisingly, Mary Middlefinger ditched Tom Lumberjack to join us too. Sorry, Tom. :D
Is such a miracle as it seems like all she ever did there days are to dream and think of Tom.
Anyways, the dogs were damn cute like CUTE can. Yesh, they are so FREAKING cute I dont know what's Hello Kitty. Lols.

And The day before we went to Darren's B'day bash. Kinda retarded but fun. We played water bombs and with Houdini (his pup). But most of the day was spent looking at the guys playing bball and Xbox. And we didnt even get to see the television cause they were blocking it. Hmmm. Sall not complain cause at least I realised that bbq flavoured chips are nice. :):):):):):) In fact, they are VERY nice. And the cake was nice too. ONLY THE CAKE was nice. yes. And it tasted good too. :):):) Btw, A few girls and RuiJie played Big2. And Jiale hugged the Brthday Boy for her forfeit. Took a pic of it but cant post, if not someone will come running after me with an EXTRA SHARP chopper lol.

ARGH. Time really DOES fly. When I was printing the timetable, I realised that TOMORROW IS THE LAST FREAKING DAY OF THE HOLS AND I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED MY HOMEWORK! Argh-edy argh argh. ): So much for being happy. Homework sucks.

And omg. I just saw Fann Wong and Tay Ping Hui from the window. They're shooting some show on the opposite street. Eek, must sms Natasha now. Wow, they NG-ed a lot of times.. thoght they were very good actor and actress? Dont get showbiz. AT ALL.

Stopping by PP to get a red shirt for tomorrow's shooting. Dont ask, its some netball thing.. Wonder if we have to say anything?? Hope not.. seriously, I really feel like being a vase for once. =.=

As see as my title, Im currently learning French!!!! Self-learning, actually. I bought the French Phrasebook :D So, my friends, please pardon me while I bombard you all with the French words. lalalalalaalalalalalalala.

TAG REPLIES!!!!!

To Lucas: Eh, come people's blog must at least say Hi right..but whatever. Hahahahahaha back to you. (:

To Teresa, Jiale, Jiehui: Yo, Hi Bonjour, Nihao back to ya'll (: And Jiehui, Im jojoBA, without the RRR. Im not choco bar OKAY. haha.

To HsinTung: Am I funny? Am I a clown? Lol. Eh, we have known each other for like one year plus plus and you didnt know I was funny?

To QianYun: I love it too cause Im the one who designed it (:(: Nice righttttt. Okay Im so not modest. Slap me. (:

Mademoiselle JOEY, who doesnt understand why people go bowling and not BOWL.

London Bridge Is Falling Down

2009-03-01T17:35:00.000+08:00

HOLA.

err, the title has no whatsoever link with this post as it is just a title I made up due to the time constaint. So do not take it too seriously.

I have recently realised that our clique does a lot of quizzes kind of stuffs. Cause Jiale would bring those newspaper cutouts with those damn cool quizzes. that was random, sorry but I was thinking what topics do people talk about. And all so coincidentally because of a FREAKAYE thing that happened to Jiale and I.

We were on the way to Chinatown to become tourists (actually to collect our pw stuffs) and on the bus to paya lebar we sat behind this guy and girl in school uni.

cause we had no topic we started to observe these two people, and our conver went something like:

Do you think they are a couple?

I think so.

But the guy look so not mature.

I think the guy looks like Fu bin.

Do you think the girl is pretty?

I think she look like Huang Xue la, but she looks okay la.

She looks quite mature lo.

She dyed her hair, quite obvious right.

Yalo, eh the guy's eyelashes quite long.

Super long sia.

Do you think that girl is crying?

Huh, really meh?

And suddenly the girl just turned around and stared at us la! Damn scary. When it was our stop, we chionged down like crazy. and Im sure we whispered damn softly, like this softly. so how did she manage to hear us??? Hmmmm, puzzled. Nvm, at least we learnt not to talk about someone if she/he is just sitting in front of you. (:

This coming week is common test week! Studying like a mad dog.. So jiayou everybody! (:(:(:

JOEY, who is standing on London Bridge

& Pi Li MIT ROCKS LIKE HELLLLLLLLL!!!

Happy Belated Valentines Day. (:

2009-02-15T16:20:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY!!!! YYYYYYYYYY
Did y'all have lots of fun yesterday with your loved ones, friends, whatever..?
Hint hint LUuuuuuuuu..... and EMMMMmmmm...
hoho.

Anw, this is gnna be a super short post cause I have to rush the class tee design. (:

Just wna say, we may seem very happy and may get along very well, which is true, but things do fall apart and people do change at times. as we are very close, we dont start to howl at each other like there's no tomorrow when things happen. instead, we try to resolve it.
And seriously, you have to belive that we did it for your own good. We just dont want you to..stray.

And as for her friend, I understand that you are worried, as any other normal person would be. But if you really want her to cheer up, you should wait for us to sesolve everything. You do not want to have anything to do with this. Please do not make things any more complicated. we would appreciate that, thank you.
&, I was the one that decided to tell her. If you want to talk, talk to me. Not the others.

Alright, I've said my piece. now all I can do is to see how everything goes. And those that dont understand, I know when to be harsh and when to be not. I told you. We did this for her own good. we did not do anything bad nor is it our fault that we want her to concentrate on her studies more. There is no need to apologise. Have some dignity.

I feel so mixed up. Shall go back to class tee design.

IAMME.

JOEY, who thinks she is herself

2009-02-01T19:13:00.001+08:00

ALLLLLLL THE PICTURE I TOOK RECENTLY.

NOTE: NO ME!!! (((:

went Suntec to shop yester and saw the Little Nyonya's actors, so decided to take a photo (:

Another photo of Little Nyonya

Dig your eyes out!!! (thats my hand btw)

Hannah and her pole bf

Hsintung and HER pole bf

Jiale and her pole bf

Jiehui and her pole bf

ME NEW SHOESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Freaking nice team shoelaces (((:

malaysia relatives (the most action one is my sis)

Hotel we lived in malaysia

THATS ALL!!!! TOO BAD, NO ME! (((((:

2009-02-01T16:55:00.000+08:00

helloooo peopleeeee.

A have a shockingly huge number of news to report here. lol.

First up.

WE WON BEDOK SOUTH!!!!!! (was it South? Or North? Or View? Or Green?) Okay, I know I am super lag cause the match was like a few weeks ago. But who cares. Lol.

And now we are busy preparing for the match on 3 Feb with TKSS. (Come support please!!)

A LOT OF EXTRA TRAINING, and now I am sick. Caught a mild cold. BLEAGHS. But I took a Lemsip already, so hopefully I will recover before the match, which is this coming TUESDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freaking out. Cause our seniors was...'defeated squarely' by TKSS. So, I dont know. Btw, we lost to St. Hildas by 24, and St. Hildas lost to TKSS by 2, I think. IN CONCLUSION, we have to win TKSS by at least 24 to get into the second round. Which is impossible/possible if we work super super hard/if we were goddesses. Depends on how you all think.

Also, second thing.

I went to Malaysia during the New Year. Yes, and it was not ideally fun like heaven, but still.. fun. I guess.
On the first day of new year, me and my mother and my sis carried damn A LOT OF STUFFS (mostly my mother's) and took a taxi to bugis. The taxi driver probably has mental breakdown, is a pervert, or is just too overly friendly. On the way there, he kept talking to us. Note that HE was talking to us, and WE were looking at him as though he was mad.

When we passed the ferris wheel, he went," Do you all know that this place (points to S'pore river) was once VEEERRRRRRRRY dirty? Fisherman eat hare, drink here and even SHIT here. Can you imagine?" Then he started talking about F1 race. =.=

When we passed Suntec City, he went, "Do you all know that Suntec City is arranged like a hand? The five towers are in different height, and from a helicopter, it looks like a person's hand?" Seriously, I didnt know that. lol.
Then he continued sayin that although S'pore is small, it is famous for lots of stuffs, like the biggest eggshell church, made from whatever number of eggshells, called whatever cathedral.

I went WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, my sis gave me this face like, is he crazy or what? and my mother wasnt even listening AT ALL. Lol.
I really pity him if he has to say this to ALL his customers. ):

And from Bugis we took ANOTHER taxi to Johor.
When I was in Malaysia, I made a FEW observations:

#1. Malaysians seem to have short genes. For instance, I am taller than my uncle, which akes it damn funny when he looks UP and talks to me. HOHO.
I am also taller than my Aunt's daughter, who is 19 years old and is only as tall as me when she wears 6 inches heels. lol. Gives me minute-fy glory of being talllllllll. For 3 days.

#2. Malaysia seems to have a nicer sky, and weather than Singapore. Their clouds seem more...fluffy. I dont know why. It was only when I reached Singapore, then I realised Singapore's clouds looks just as nice. See, I still Y my country okay, dont hit me. (:(:

Back to NETBALL again.
On 29/1 w ewent to watch our snrs play against TKSS, and DAMN a lot of people went to cheer for them. We also 顺便 go learn some tactics, haha. (:(:(:
Among the cheerleadersss, including us, and snrs that graduated, there was this ACTION until cannot guy. Couldnt stand him la, asshole. He kept asking stupid questions that are even stupid when asked by 1 year-old toddlers. STUPID. Then when our snrs go shoot withbeckie, he go say they noob. =.=
Please la, come support then say some supportive words right, talk so much crap.
Retarded.

Trained a bit at KNC after the match.Was wearing this pair of new shoes then feet were pain like crazy, felt as if my bone moved place. LOL. And we finally have team shoelaces!!! Pink and Green. Hoho. Super nice right..We are going to wear it to the TKSS match to show our UNITYYYYYYYY. Hope it bring us luck! (:(:
Went to Macs after the training to eat, and took lots of unglam pics.Lol. And we were also talking about ahem. Stuffs. Yea. Stuffs. Like about Jiehui's bf who doesnt have a banana kind of stuffs. Then suddenly Jiale pushed the table and HsinTung's tray almost dropped and we screamed la. lol.
After 15 mins, another person pushed the table and Jiehu's tray almost dropped. We screamed. Again. Lol. At that split second, we did not realise we were in Macs, and that there were actually PEOPLE AROUND USSSSSS. Haha.
xD

Anw, during Chinese lesson that day, 严老师was absent and this LKK cher took our class. she has no boobs btw. Then she scolded us for not having manners cause we said huh? when she came in. KNS. And she asked us," Do you all want to go to the library?" We said no. And she went," Okay lets go to the library." WAKAO. I suspect she is deaf.

LOL. Didnt realise my post was so long. But before I shut up, I shall shout out something.

I WANT FEILUNHAI LIMITED EDITION CD+DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Bye.

JOEY, who wants feilunhai limited edition CD+DVD like crazy

Disappointment.

2009-01-18T18:12:00.000+08:00

We lost to St. Hildas.
I am so disappointed with myself. And nonetheless, freaking pissed.

Next Tue, Vs TKSS. People from CCHMS, come support us!

Our resolution is to win this game. Play for ourselves, the team, coach.
Enjoy the game, play happily. Dont care what others say, just know that we ARE correct in our hearts, and not let anyone affect our mood, no matter what.

WIN!

Feel so stressed. This Tue is the due for the noticeboard. And i've got competiotion. Nobody dares to do anything if Im not there. OMG. Die. Still hope we win though. (:
We spent a lot of hard work doing up the noticeboard. Wonder who appreciates it...

这里的景色叫做曾经爱过..曾存在你的拥抱和温柔..

JOEY, who feels too stressed out to feel anything else

2009-01-03T16:28:00.000+08:00

想念如果会有声音，不愿那是悲伤的哭泣...

Hello, Im back again. (:

YES, yesterday was the CCA orientation at CCH. Jiale and I met at lucky at 9AM. and we walked into school netball court, and found out that Ms Yong is our new T.I.C. :D Yep, so we sat down and starte making cards and decorating them. Then the first shift started, and the seniors gave the cards to whoever came to them. All girls, yea. And when it was the second shift, some seniors and krystal they all went home. And Jiale, Jiehui and I decided to go scare people. (((: We BASICALLY went around the school and shove the cards to whoever we could see. And we had this little cheer. I would go JOIN! Then Jiehui would go NET! and Jiale would go BALL! Clever, huh. ((: People from our class that were kena-ed by us, (Choy, Lucas, RuiJia etc.) sorry for all that. HARDI HAR HAR.

After EVERYTHING, Jiale, Jiehui, Sirui and I went to Lucky. I know no one gives a damn to what I ordered but I want to type it out anyways. Green apple green tea and 2$ fries. Cool huh. -Grins-
So we ate and ate and ate and drank and drank and drank and chatted and chatted and chatted.

What a boring day. LOL.

There's school tomorrow la. Sickening retarded kns ass. But the netball trials are Tue and Fri. WHEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Just that I would have lesser time decorating the class noticeboard. SAAD. Btw, I dont know wht's the use of typing this, but I have decided the theme to be Graffiti. YOOHOO!!!!!! How cool!!!!! Now I just have to figure out how to work this theme.

Thinking of Arron lately, like every single dayyyyyyyyyyy. I have not collected my Fei Lun Hai album!!!!!!!! I want the noteboooooooooookkkkkkkk. Of Arron and Jiro, i mean.
Did I mention that I went o watch their concert? No? MUAHA. It was like freaking ass nice. lalalalalalalalalalala. Me and my cousin were practically swooning. Me over Arron and her over Jiro. Hmph. Whats so good about Jiro. Arron's so much better.
Fine.
Jiro's cool and hot.
But Arron is cooler and hotter, and btw, cuter too. ((((:
I feel so much better now. HAR.

And this is to Weilin.
AIYA YOU. Must you make my tagboard a vulgar place. Learn to make peace, girl. ((((:
BUT STILL, NICE ONE. HOHO. ((((:
Acting very good ar you? (:

And btw, -,-
Please dont mind what we all said, although its absolutely true. You can totally ignore it, i swear. Just dont shoot your mouth off, okay? You can say that Im fake OR ANYTHING. BUT STOP SAYING MY FRIENDS LICK MY ASS. their tongues are not that long anw. JKJKJKJKJKJKJK. btw, my ass is quite tasty, I guess. I always thought only old people's asses are dry and bitter. Maybe you can tell me whether Im right? (:

Shall go plan the noticeboard stuffs and threaten my class people to stay back. LOLLOL.

byeees bye!!

MISS JOEY who has a tasty ass

2008-11-15T14:06:00.002+08:00

HOLANIHAOSELAMATPAGIHELLO!!!!

I am such a faker, a bloody biatch, retarded asshole, Ftard, dumbass, fatass and whatever kind of asses you all can think of.
FYI, i am actually begging for forgiveness from Him as I recently realised that I have been too proud, self-centered and selfish.
To do so, you just have to name all the asses you think you are. Trust me, it works! You will be forgiven in no time.
THANKQU and remember to forgive me!!!!

Okay, lets continue shall we. Like MISS TERESA aka MISS DUMBASS aka DUMMY (snorts at miss teresa), I HAVE CUT MY HAIR!!! whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooo!

I feel like I am so act high. Actually, the back is so bloody short that I can constantly feel air in my neck and that feels super freaky CAN?!?!?!?!?!

But..since I am so forgiving, I shall forgive the hairdresser (who is actually my mothaaa) and actually pretend to like it a teeeeny weeeny bit.

FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like it a lot! Although a lot of people still say it looks like a bowl. I mean, what's wrong with lookin like a bowl right? At least Im not a plate, all flat and stuffs.
Hell to all the bowl saying people, including my cousins and MISS TERESA. Hair is a living thing and it grows OKAY. In no time I will look like I spent a million dollars to cut my hair. (pulls out imaginary Chanel sunglasses) SCREW YOU WITH SCREWDRIVER. Hmph.

I seriously dont know why I dont feel sad at all. Maybe its because..MISS TERESA LOOKS LIKE A BOWL TOOO!! (snorts somewhat elegantly)
Please dont cry, MISS TERESA, like I said, hair can grow. (:

However I suddenly have a crave to use 10 bottles of wax or so to style up all my hairalthouh I dont really sport the punk/goth/zombie look. OH WHY DO I FEEEEEL THIS WAAAAAAAY~~~~ Oh, that sounds so right. Maybe I will make a song one day in the future and one line of the lyrics will be OH WHY DO I FEEEEEEEL THIS WAAAAAAAAAY~~~~
It seriously explains how I feel deeeeep deeeeeeeeeep down inside. ):):):):

EEEEK.
Why do I sound so emotional. Better stop trying to pep-talk to myself before I get even crazier than now.
OH! Its time for my appointment with my psychiatrist, Dr Siao!

Ciao!

MISS JOEY who loves gatsby wax

2008-11-15T14:06:00.001+08:00

What Your Front Door Says

You are elegant, fashionable, and quite intimidating.

You wield a lot of power. And that's what scares people!

You are reserved and difficult to know.

Those who know you know that you are strong, consistent, and reliable.

The Front Door Test

2008-11-15T13:27:00.001+08:00

Your Hair Should Be Red

You are a passionate person... both in love and in life.

You have many causes that are important to you. You can be very intense.

You are very fiery. You speak up, and you don't mince words.

You also have a very flamboyant personality. You love to show off.

You are both eccentric and expressive. You like to share your unique point of view.

You can become quite impassioned. So impassioned that you can seem a little overbearing.

What Color Hair Should You Have?

2008-11-15T13:25:00.001+08:00

The Ultimate Color Test

When you are at peace, you are:

Energized and innovative

When you are moved to act, you are:

Courageous and resolute

When you are inspired, you are:

Creative and productive

When your life is perfectly balanced, you are:

Light hearted and funny

Your life's purpose is:

To find contentment

http://www.blogthings.com/theultimatecolortest/">The Ultimate Color Test

SCREAM!!

2008-11-01T21:26:00.000+08:00

~~Everyone in the whole world should be screaming in joy as the Almighty joey comes onto Blogger to attend the revival of her blog.~~

Okay. strike THAT. That was just a small part of me bullshitting because I missed my blog oh so much and I just cant keep my mouth shut.
And yes, I agree that my blog is just SO pathetic that even ants come to see it and die on their way home. Now lets have a moment of silence to pray for the pitiful dead ants and hope from not only the bottom, but also the middle and top of our hearts that they will end up in heaven and have never-ending sweets and honey to eat.

And HELLO to all my fans and air conditioners, I AM BACK!! But sad to say, only for a short while as I may just fly to Madagascar or New York or somewhere in Milan to hold my 65th, 66th and 67th wedding with men I do not know. For god knows, I may post a week later, 2 months later, 3 years later or even 4 centuries later. Wait for the good news!

Now lets zoom back to Earth and find out why on EARTH I am so unhappy and sad about.

Lets start with the SMSes, shall we.

ME: jingyi, can you go to pasir ris park to search for clues for the Amazing Race?

HER: I cant go today, I have got english drama, its for the open house.

ME: Oh, then tomorrow?

HER: (Some reason about why she cant go.) I maybe can go now, I leaving school.

ME: Teresa can go for a while. I think she can at 3 or 4. You can?

HER: 3 to 4 can.

And, after that, she told Miss teresa that she dont know Miss teresa is going and that she herself couldnt make it.

And this: !#$&*^ is to myself.

Should she, at anytime give us false hopes that she can go before she confirms everything?
I guessssssss? NOT.
And should she continue to use her pair of spectacles when apparently, she should change it?
I guessssssss again? ABSOLUTELY.

And Mrs Lim Jingyi, SORRY if I hav insulted you in any way.

AND THATS FOR TODAY, ~~FANS AND AIR-CONS!~~ ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES!

hold on- before i go, i would like to mention that our class outing. or should I say gathering, is 2 days away! Cant really wait but still got to do so!

TOODLES!
POODLES!
(they seriously sound the same)

JOEY WHO LOVES THE WORLD.

I PASSED CHEM TEST!!!

2008-08-28T17:24:00.000+08:00

Omg!!!! I passed my chem test la. Happiness. Too Much Happiness.(((:
Oh. HEYS!!! long time no blog people. Currently at Nat's house using her laptop. Hahas.

Okay. Okay. Now thinking what i should type...

OH! We went swimming just just at Nat's condo's swimming pool. Heh. And it was so pathetic cause Teresa doesnt know how to swim. Then she still act know. =.=
HAHA. She protesting now. But true okay. I ALWAYS say the truth. lalalala
and we were playing some lame gamessss. Like SWIMMING duh and some obstacle thing that was not successful cause I cant swim cause I do not have a pair of goggles. Lmao.

And we saw this super fat [exaggerating] guy whom is the 'complain guy'.
Nat say he once complained when Nat played vball with her friend and hit the plant. LAME.
When he took off his shorts into his trunks he looks like shit la.
"Look at his stomach wobbling" from Nat. Lmao. And his butt wobble more then his stomach la. DISGUSTING.

Then when we were so sian and got up, we went to play with the "swing" that was not even a actual swing la. But it was very fun. ((:
We were screaming and nothing else and screaming and screaming la. Cause the swing thing will topple. halfway. scary like dont know what la.

And then went up to bathe la. And when I was bathing I realised that Nat has A LOT of goggles. =.=

Okay. Lets end with the goggles thing. Will blog. If I can and will and have the time. Heeeeeeee.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

jojojojojoeyyyyyy

LALALALALALALALALA

2008-08-09T21:10:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 43rd BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!
I LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!
YOU ROCK!!!

SINGAPOREANS......WOOSH!((:

JOY

FULL MARKS!!

2008-08-02T04:12:00.000+08:00

Heyys.

Before I go on about the VERY VERY VERY VERY shiok thing I was supposed to share, I shall be serious and apologise to all 1BN people for my irresponsibility, as I was supposed to link them for the mr chua video but I forgot to. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!
To account for my forgetfulness, I shall sincerely type 10 sorries here:
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry...

Okay..
Shall go on to the happy thing now.
I GOT FULL MARKS FOR PFT!!! lalalalalalalalalaYAY! Lmao.
I was like so happy la. NO, I am STILL very happy..(((((((((((:

anw, after we went back to class, we started chatting la.
Then I was like thinking, eh? where's JingYi? But I didnt take note of where she was.
Suddenly, I heard this screaming like arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!
Ya know.
Then me, Jiale and Teresa went to see. And it was JingYi having cramp.
I freaked out like a piece of shit la can.
Then Teresa was like trying to pull JingYi's leg straight, and LUCAS was like touching her leg and trying to make it straight GENTLY. Yep((: (**I am not REFERRING to ANYTHING here okay**)
And Jiale was like ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod-ing.
Then suddenly JingYi screamed. And i sceamed with her too. So it was like
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! (that was JingYi's scream)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (that was mine)
Sorry la, cause i at that time shocked tio ma.
Then after a lot of TOUCHING (Lucas) and a lot of pulling (Teresa, obviously), JingYi suddenly said that she was okay, but she still cant get up.
Then me and Jiale started massaing her leg. Damn hard muscles la I tell you.
Yep.HAA.
Then after JingYi okay already I started "molesting" Jiale and Teresa. It is not REALLY molesting cause I was only repeating what Lucas did to JingYi, except more exaggerating, added with horny eyes. HAHAHAHA. Sorry la JingYi, I really couldnt help it. :P

And after "horsing" around, we finally STEPPED out of the classroom, only to find Shijia and gang (actually not gang la, cause only 3 people) WAITING for us. WOW! isnt that "caring" of shijia? And actually, she wanted to ask for compensation cause Jiale accidentely dropped the ink on the floor on a particular calligraphy lesson and it splashed on shijia's skirt. And Jiale squatted down on the floor to SCRUB the ink off the ground and the wall. And if that ISNT enough, shijia's mother still asked Jiale to pay her 20bucks to buy a new skirt?! Eh, its not like Jiale did not get any stains on her own skirt okay, Its not like Jiale did not get scolded by her mother OKAY. Unreasonable sia.
Oh, and did I mention that in front of us, Shijia was like: " my mother is going to scold me la."
But after we said Jiale would go home and think of a solution, she was like SO HAPPILY CHATTING and walking to Lucky Station to HAPPILY EAT HER MOUTH AWAY. WOWWWWWW.
Anw, Teresa, Jingyi and I decided to contribute 5 or 6 bucks. Yea, so Jiale wont be so xin1 ku3.
OH AND THANKS SHIJIA'S MUM FOR TRYING TO MAKE JIALE BROKE.(((((:
=.=

gtg.
JOEY.

2008-07-27T13:59:00.000+08:00

HEYS peeps (:
yesterday was the "You Can Do It" workshop held at my school from 8.45 to 2.00. It was like so BLAH. Okay, actually, not really. But its not like i dont know i can do it. Its like, obviously everyone CAN do it and dont think SICK people. i meant DREAMS and AMBITIONS. Ah WELL, actually, i am thinking sick too.

AHEM. Yea. So the whole workshop was about finding out your own personality[???] i know..lame right, as well as your friend's personality. And me, Jiale and Teresa are ALL high "I"s--Interactive [isit?]
THAT MEANS:
#1. We are high, hyper, crazy, mad......
#2. We must have A LOTTTTTTTT of friends.
#3. We are dramatic, and we speak in a fast and lively way.
#4. We are ALWAYS positive about things
ex. When we fail ur maths test, other people may be DAMN sad, but we this kind of people just go" aiya, fail only ma. Wont die de lar."
#5. We always ask WHO
ex. If someone asks us to go out to catch a movie, we would ask WHO is going, and if there are only one person going, we would try to call others to go too.

YEA. so you get the idea. True about me? i think so. HAHA.(((:
But the blah part is that at the beginning, we went to the grand audi, and there was this stupid high woman called jamie or something. She was already like so old lar, but she stil so high. HBC hai cha bu duo. ANW, yea. enough about this.

After the workshop, we [ me, teresa, jiale and choyyu] went to parkway macs, AND I SAW BENEDICT POH!! i bet he noticed me also. cause i was laughing like a hyena [NOT AT HIM]. Cause 2 tables behind us there were this group of girls, all in WHITE hair bands. [errrrrmmmmm]. Then they were like shhhhhh-ing us la. then jiale shhhhhh back. then they shhhhhh back. and it went on and on. Then it was so funny what. So i laughed first. Then everyone started laughing, even the macs workers. And we were laughing non-stop about that, then we kept chatting laa. ABOUT SOMETHINGGGGGGG.[to teresa: ((((; ] yea. then we went home.

LAME? absolutely.

k.gtgnow. ttyLATERRRRR.
BYESSSSS.((:

IT HAS BEEN REVIVED!

2008-07-06T20:22:00.000+08:00

hello people!
My blog has been revived by MOIIIII! oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. LOL.

You cant judge a book by its cover.

That is so right MAN.
Cause now i am like still pissed as i have just blogged on my class blog. As in, i scolded PENG KER there. So i am PISSED at HER LA. right.
and now i am getting pisser cause julia wants to change the date of her bday party because of a BASKETBALL MATCH. Like WHAT?! And she is like whining and whining about the bsketball match. No wonder there were rumours about her and the whoever basketball player which i dont give a damn about.
HECK.

JO

Individual reflection: meant for jiale.((:

2008-04-20T11:56:00.000+08:00

Individual reflection
During my learning trip to the farm, Bollywood Veggies, I have observed that they grow many different kinds of organic vegetables, fruits and even flowers. However, they do not produce them for consumption purposes. Instead, they use their farm to educate younger generations like us. Actually, many of the farms in Singapore also share the same purpose, which is to fill us with knowledge, and to let us understand more about agriculture in Singapore.

In the past, I reckoned that organic farming was just another farming method that, compared to conventional farming, was not much of a difference, except for the higher pricing and that the food produced would look fresher. Other than that, I also thought that organic food was produced from high technology farming, with machineries to help them. However, now I know that organic food was grown without any use of pesticides or artificial fertilizers. For animals, they were not given any antibiotics or growth hormones and when organic farming is being compared to conventional farming, it uses less energy and produce less waste. Other than that, organic food can also be produced by traditional methods of farming, not only by high technology farming.

We can continue to sustain self sufficiency in Singapore only to a small extend as firstly, Singapore is a small country and thus have the restriction of land, hence we do not have many empty spaces for agriculture as most of our land is used for industrial purposes. Secondly, many Singaporeans would rather work in an air-conditioned office rather than farm under the hot sun. However, since our standard of living has been increasing, we cannot continue to rely on other countries for food like we usually do. Hence, although there is not a high chance for Singapore to become highly self-sufficient in many perspectives, we can try to extend the current sufficiency in our country. To do so, first we will have to educate our people about the importance of self-sufficiency in Singapore. Then we need to search for empty land to start the growing of crops. We also need to find out the best way to grow crops, in terms of efficiency, pricing and nutritional values. Only by then, we can start to sustain self-sufficiency in Singapore.

2008-02-09T16:05:00.000+08:00

Helloos people.((:
Wells,school has been busy-very very busy,and since now netball training has also started,it will eat away more of my free time.T.T
oh,and i almost forgot-A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
haa.and special thanks to shavonne for my early until cannot birthdaye present!
hai,i am so bloody stressed out,i have homework during CNY hols!but as julia says,i guess this is the way with secondary schools.i will have to get used to it.[4 more years ya knoe]
oh, and to julia-ive cut my fringe!!! and it looks so bloody short!]: but hai.when did you ever hear me saying that ive regretted cutting my hair??i am just such an angel.((: jkjk.

okay,shall say some little bits about CNY eve.since i have apparently NOTHING to talk about.-.-
ITS LISTING TIME!yay-o!((:
yep.so it was school-ing time at first..
self-study and IB.
and during IB,i had so much fun when the teacher scolded me.not.-.-
but since i am a little angel,i shall say that i deserve the scolding.YES I DESERVE IT!!!lols.

and was dismissed at 9.45am.oh here comes the FUN part.
reached the bus stop with felicA.and in comes teresa and her friend from SCGS..i think.clever girl siarh.anyways,back to the story.
saw the idiotic and kaobei-ish counsellor that had caught teresa for mini-skirting.when it wasnt even VERY short.-.-
yep,so we saw her.and i was motioning to teresa using my oh so beautiful eyes [JK!] and she was mouthing i hate her to me.then the counsellor turned around and she was like excuse me,what did you just say,dont you know that theres a reflection?? in a bitched-up voice.what a sucky attitude man.
shit.i just realised that i have a netball test [can you even believe it?!] next training.shall go study!!
BYES.((:

jo.

CCHMS.

2008-01-26T23:12:00.000+08:00

teachersss![:

form and chem-ms michelle yong
assist. form and HCL-He Da Cheng [i dont bother to give him a mr]
maths-ms chan
phy-mr muhammad
bio-ms teo
EL-ms whats-her-name-again
EL lit-ms low
geog-ms siah
hist-mr bercury

those should be all the main subject teachers yeah.
forgotten to bring my camera so could no upload photos.LOLS.
paiseh lah.

gtg now!

LOVE
JO

2008-01-26T22:52:00.000+08:00

Helloo.((:

Have not been blogging for a WHILE[meaning very long LAH].

LOLS.

CCA Open house

Met Julia and Qian at PP[Macs].And got commented on my FBTs.=.=

Whateverr.Anyways,they were eating breakfast and like talking about the past..yeah.LOLS.
Then,we set off for TNS at about..9:15?
And we were like high-ing when we saw the Yam.LOLS.
And JR chloe was also there.it was so much fun teasing her.((:
EVILL.
oh and guess what.LIANG was there.actually it was quite DUH.because she HOD marh.dotz.
and she was like '你的裤子很短leh' to julia.but it was not even short larh!Cockeye lah she.=.=

It was SO fun lah.Me,Julia and Qian were like shouting 'JOIN NETBALL!!' until like dont know what seh.LOLS.and we like become so NICE,let ppl shoot,then clap clap if they shot in.lols!
and Qian went like,'you must join netball kay,if you join netball you will row tall,have nice jerseys,nice body shape and greaat seniors-like us!'LOLS.haa.
and we were like teasing Qian until like what lah.Me and Julia were like hi-ing Sean until like crazy woman and glancing at Qian with those kind those kind of eyes lorh.((:

And we saw LOTs of ex-TN-nites.like SEAN.(: and qianyi & yongying.=.=and Bernie.He got into Vict larh.smart kid lah he.but i bet he dsa-ed loh.andhis shirt aa,cannot make it lh.tuck in until so nerd.[shakes head]and Yenyin and lots more.

Then we went home loh.The end.LOLS.
fine.the other post will be about CCHMS.my teachers and so on.LOLs.
((:
JO.

Then

CCHSM!((:

2007-12-23T17:29:00.000+08:00

Helloo.
This is gonna e a SUPERR short post because i have to go to my gran's soon.
which is about 1 min from now.so..YEAH.
first---
SORRY SORRY!!! for not posting for very very long.
that was NOT what i want.actually.
because my father gave my comp to my aunty.SO..YEAP.SORRRRRY!):
and next to tell you about my posting results.although i think almost everyone knows about it already.
i went into CCHSM!!!!
okay.haA.
AND i know my skin currently SUCKS LIKE SHIT.but i have no choice.this is the first time i ever left my blog so "UNPROTECTED".LOLS.
i will change soon.(((:

JO

QUIZZY no.2

2007-12-16T16:28:00.001+08:00

*Roleplaying..What ifs..Whatever, Just take it, Unique questions (I'm not shitting you)*
You walk down the hallway and a guy laughs when he passes. What do u do?:	Laughs at him EVEN louder.(((((:
You're on a bus and you drop your cellphone. What would you think?:	SHIT SHIT SHIT.im so gonna get killed when i get home.
Your brother spills grape juice on your white dress for the prom,you would::	spill grape juice,orange juice,apple juice and blackberry juice on his Tux?
You're in a moshpit and someone licks your face, what do you do?:	EWW.slap that person's face
A VERY fat girl is your sub, and everyones joking about her weight,do you?:	No.I dont JOKE about Yenyin's weight too.
You're walking down the street and see a injured cat, You would....:	call the SPCA.
You're in a band and play guitar, You're offered a record deal, you would..:	ACCEPT LA.duh.
You're in school and a wallet is on the floor, What would you do?:	take it to the general office? i have a GOLDEN heart okay.
A person steps on your foot (Purposely), what would you do?:	run my bicycle[if i have one]over his feet.
You're walking down the street when all the lights go off. You would...:	continue walking.=.=
Your best friend is druk and is doing stupid things. What would you do?:	slap her face,pour ice water on her.
There's 10 slushies in front of you. You would...:	grab all of them.
You're stuck in a cage with a physcopath (Just sitting), you would...:	make friends with him.
You're walking down the street when a stanger comes up to you, You would...:	shout "MOLEST!",kick his dick and walk away.
There's a hitchhiker and it's in the middle of nowhere. Would you pull over:	YEP.
You're at the movies with your feet up. Someone tells you it's rude, You...:	Put it down but curse him under my breath.
You're watching a movie and someone says "Shut up" What would you do?:	ignore him.im not the one who is talking anyway.
A little girl is crying in the alley But she looks like a decoy, you would::	ask another stranger to comfort her.
You're walking in a field, when a swarm of bees come after you, You would..:	stay there and get stung.
A random guy comes up to you and ssays he'll kill you, What would you do?:	scream"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" and run for my life.
Ghostface pops out of the TV, You would....(Ghostface is from Scream):	SCREAM.
You're watching a zombie movie when the doorbell rings, You would...:	continue watching the show.
You witnessed a murder. Do you tell the police?:	DUH.
Your best friend tells you they want to commit suicide. You're reaction is::	FINE.go die la!i will miss you.
You get home from school and somehow penguins have taken over, you would...:	kick all of their asses out of my house.
A new boy/girl is in your class and is THE HOTTEST person on earth, You....:	do nothing.
You find out you've been stalked on for 3 years by a physcopath, You would::	tell the police.
You're outside in a T-shirt and it started to snow, What would you do?:	buy a jacket?
You're offered the lead in the school play, Would you take it?:	YES.
A person walks down the hall with a Band T-shirt of your favorite band,You::	say"THEY ROCK LIKE HELL!"while pointing to his/her shirt.
A guy/girl calls you hot. What would you be thinking?:	i know that myself.=.=
Your best friend is suddenly missing, How would you react?:	freak out and go crazy.
You were drunk the last night, You're in a bed and are unclothed,You think::	was it him or me?
You find out your best friend is Bi. Would you still hang out with him/her?:	YES.
Someone gives you their number and tells you to call him/her, You would....:	not call him/her.
You're watching Scream and the phone rings. What would you do?:	pick it up and hang up again.
Someone calls and asks you "Whats your favorite scary movie?" You would....:	say "what is your fucking problem?!" and hang up.
You've put off your homework all night and it's 11:30pm. Do you do it?:	DUH.im a good good student.
When you're having trouble with schoolwork/work, what do you do?:	get help from my friends.
You're late for school and you get detention, what would you think?:	OH HELL.another detention.
You have popcorn in the microwave and a flame starts in it. Your reaction::	takes water and pour it over the whole microwave.
You're at your crushes pool party,and lose your top/bottom in the pool,You::	stay in the pool for DEAR LIFE.
You're skateboarding and you wipeout and scraped you knee. You're reaction::	say"ouch" and pick myself up.
You've been kidnapped and are now in the backseat of his car. You would be::	thinking of a way to escape.
On the news, there's a warning of a zombie infection, Would you belive it?:	yes.anything can happen.
You get sent to fat camp(Even if your skinny) You would...:	run away in the middle of the night.
You're in class taking an exam and you fart really loud. Laugh or cry?:	Laugh.
You fall off the stage on live Tv, What would you do/try?:	pretend to be dead,stand up and say"HAHAHAHA.did you all et the joke?"
A girl is taking classes on how to walk/smile for a beauty pagant,You thnk::	what kind of a fucked-up bitch is she?
Your parent(s) rent a cabin for the weekend, You would think that...:	AWW MAN.another bonding day with parents.i better go die.
You trip on the school stairs and someone tells you you're a klutz. You'd..:	push that person down the stairs ANd call him/her a klutz.
You're Bff is having a piano recital and you're stuck in trafic, You would::	run there.
You tape a Live Concert of your favorite band over your first steps, You...:	watch it?
A Vampire asks you if you want to spend eternity with him/her. You would...:	say yes if he is hot.
You become a vampire, Would you suck blood from an animal, human or starve?:	starve.
A robin lays eggs in your tree. It's early spring. What would you do?:	nothing.
A butterfly lands on your nose. It's violet. How would you react?:	say"aww,its so sweet",thinking that i must be smelling heavenly.
Theres a random man getting beat up in the alley behind your house. You'd::	do nothing.
You're sharpening your pencil when the sharpener breaks. You would...:	buy a mechanical pencil.
You find out your boy/girlfriend has AIDS. What would you do?:	ild be relived that i havent have sex with him.
Your teacher gives you a detention for writing Ms.Skank on the board,U wud?:	do nothing.its my fault anyway.
You're ice skating when someone trips u.They help u up,Do u sk8 with them?:	no.why should i?
Lol, Sorry for bad grammar/words in the other one. Ran out of room.........
You're calling your teacher a bitch and you find he/she's behind you. You::	say"a beautiful,hot,and young bitch!"
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QUIZZy no.1

2007-12-16T16:04:00.001+08:00

*70 Confessions (Randomm as hell...)*
♥Just for starters...
Do you swear to tell the truth, the WHOLE truth, so help you God?:	YEP.I HEREBY SWEAR to tell the truth,and NOTHING but the truth.(:
What time is it?:	3:48PM
What is todays date? (MM/DD/YYYY):	12/16/2007
♥Okay lets get started...
Who was the last person to call you baby?:	Some Aunty that i dont know,about 12 years ago.she said something like"Aww.what a cute BABY."
When you're at the grocery store do you used the self checkout?:	No.I dont even GO to the grocery stall.xP
...do you return the cart?:	Obviously.Why would i want a CART?
What is your relationship status? (single, taken...etc.):	Single.
Has anyone ever sang to you?:	YEP.Julia.And her sister?We went to K-BOX.
Has anyone ever given you roses? when?:	Nope.I am hoping to get one from arron YAN..lets say,TOMORROW?
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?:	No.The truth is:no food,no drink.How can ANYONE survive?
Who do you text the most?:	JULIA!(((:
What does your last incoming text say?:	something i dont remember.
What does your last outgoing text say?:	something i dont remember too.
What is your favorite color?:	black.white.silver.gold.red.orange.lime green.ALL shades of pink.grey.dark brown.
What color are your eyes?:	Black.with brown specks.
Wat is a compliment you receive way too often?:	You are the chio-est girl in the world? NAH.just joking.(((: does being EMO count as a compliment?
How tall are you?:	About 153cm.
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?:	Myself.When?NOW.i love you i love you i loveyou.SEE?xP
Do you like your parents?:	YEP.
Do you secretly like someone?:	Nope.i like Arron yan and Zac Efron.See? now its not a secret.((:
Why did your last relationship end?:	I dont know.I havent even started ANY relationship.
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?:	errm.let me think.WAIT.i dont think ive SAID i love you to anyone.OMFG!!!!\|x
Where is the furthest place you've traveled?:	Malaysia?
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?:	eat,THEN sleep.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?:	MOM.
How long does it take you to shower?:	5 MIN.
Can you do splits?:	Nope.))):
Are you flexible?:	In mind.NOT body.
What movie do you want to see?:	The golden compass!27 Dresses!AVP2!
What did you on New Years eve 2007?:	Family gathering at my gran's?
Was your mom a cheerleader?:	Nope.She was a BOO-leader.
Can you speak any other language besides English?:	YES.chinese!xP
What is the last letter of your middle name?:	DO I EVEN HAVE A MIDDLE NAME?!
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?:	About 5HRS.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:	Nope.
Are you scared of flyying?:	Nope.~I BELIVE I CAN FLY~~I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY...~Xp
What do you sleep in?:	T-shirt and shorts.are you hoping that i will say NOTHING?!
Is your hair curly or straight?:	Straight.
Do you have any tatoos?:	I HOPE I HAVE ONE.
Do you like funny people or serious people?:	None.I like hot guys.HAHA.
Have you ever been to Los Angeles?:	Nope.
What jewelry do you wear all the time?:	Earrings?
What do you have planned for tonight?:	Nothing.Eat dinner,Watch show,Sleep?
What is your favorite song at the moment?:	°®À´¹ý.(((((:
What song do you HATE?:	Twinkle twinkle little star~~YA KNOW?
Do you like chocolate?:	YEP!!!!!
Do you need a girlfriend/boyfriend to be happy?:	No.Im single right now and im bloody happy.xP
Are you easy to get along with?:	DUH.
What is your favorite time of day?:	DOU NIU TIME!
Are you a happy person?:	YA.
Any upcomong events you're excited about?:	sec school POSTINGS!
♥Aww it's over...
What time is it now?:	4:03PM
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2007-12-01T12:34:00.000+08:00

Make You Mine

by Vanessa Hudgens

(All I want to do is stand close to you)
(All I want to do is stand close to you)
Ill be the one to tell everyone Im gone
Ive fallen in
To a place I can begin to understand.
Im just happy youre here to hold my hand

[Chorus]
All I want to do is stand close to you
Be by your side
All I want to do is make the world revolve
Around you and I
What I would give up
What I would go through
To get it right
All I want to do in this lifetime is make you mine
All I want to do in this lifetime is make you mine

My secrets out
Its been hidden in my heart
Thats over now
I want everyone to know I found it all
Youre the everything Ive never had
And baby I got it bad

[Chorus]

And its far too hard to see (to see)
What the future will be
Everywhere I go (everywhere I go)
Everywhere I go now youre with me(Make you mine)
(All I want to do is stand close to you)
(Make you mine)
(All I want to do is stand close to you)

[Chorus]

Na na na na, na na na na na, Yeah
Na na na na, na na na na na, Make you mine
Na na na na, na na na na na, Yeah
Na na na na, na na na na na, Make you mine
Na na na na, na na na na na, Yeah
Na na na na, na na na na na, Make you mine
Na na na na, na na na na na, Yeah
Na na na na, na na na na na, Hey hey
Na na na na, na na na na na, Yeah
(make you mine)
Na na na na, na na na na na, Make you mine
Na na na na, na na na na na, Yeah
Na na na na...

YOU ARE THE MUSIC IN ME.

2007-11-29T15:58:00.000+08:00

You Are The Music In Me

Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, yeah
You are the music in me

You know the words once upon a time
Make you listen, there's a reason
When you dream, there's a chance you'll find
A little laughter, or happy ever after
Your harmony to melody
It's echoing inside my head
A single voice, above the noise
And like a common friend
Mhmm, you're foolin' me

When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belong
Oh, you are the music in me
Yeah, it's living in all of us
And it brought us here because...
You are the music in me

Na, na, na, na, oh
Na Na, na, na, na, yeah, yeah, yeah (Na, Na, Na, Na)
You are the music in me
It's like I knew you before we met (Before we met)
Can't explain, there's no name (No Name For This)
I'm saying words I never said
And it was easy, because you see the real me
As I am, you understand
And that's more than I've ever known
To hear your voice (Hear your voice)
Above the noise
And know I'm not alone
Oh you're singing to me
When I hear my favorite song I know that we belong
Oh, you are the music in me
It's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because...
You are the music in me
Together we're gonna sing (Yeah)
We got the power to sing what we feel (What we feel)
Connected to me
And keep it all inside

Na, na, na, na, oh
Na, na, na, na, yeah, yeah, yeah
Na, na, na, na
You are the music in me
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
You are the music in me

When I hear my favorite song (Favorite song)
I know that we belong (We belong)
Oh, you are the music in me
Yeah, it's living in all of us
It brought us here because...
You are the music in me
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
You are the music in me

ENCHANTED.(:

2007-11-28T11:34:00.000+08:00

hello again.
i just watched Enchanted.yesterday with my sister.
it was SO nice,SO fairytale-y and SO sweet.
and its kind of lame too.
haa.
my parents went to watch The Kingdom.
NC 16.violence.
haa.even if im 16,i also wont watch lo please.
and i also bought High School Musical 2 VCD.
ahhhhh.Zac Effrons' eyes are bloody nice.so..BLUE-ish
i think its aquamarine.ahhh.and he got 6 pecs leh..
Ooo.im dribbling alr.
BUT
dont worry larh.arron still shuai-er.HEH.(:
zac effrons...SECOND larh.
i will not so fast give up on arron de.maybe 7 years later?
haaa.
ANW,along with the VCD is 2 beach partaye @ wild wild wet downtown east tickets.
its on somewhere in mid december.
im giving those out because as YOU ALL know,
IM GROUNDED.so obviously i cant go.):
those who are interested,TAG.
the details will be posted in the next post.(:

BYES!
JOY

secondary school life,HERE I COMEE!!!

2007-11-26T10:52:00.000+08:00

hellooo.
after so so so long of no-blogging days,im FINALLY back!!!
YAYee.(:
okay.i have one good news and one bad news.):
soo,BAD NEWS first then.
I AM GROUNDED.
does that sound bad?NO?
FOR THE WHOLE HOLIDAY.
hai.i should say it was actually my fault.
):dont want to talk about it.i will make me cry.
the WHOLE HOLIDAY went down the drain just like that.
-sobs-.

enough of the sad sad atmosphere lerh.
now for the GREAT news.
i got my PSLE RESULTS!!!
240.
is that counted as good?
maybe not good enough to get into Anglican,but im already satisfied.
im NOT going to give myself lots and lots of pressure just because of that.
life goes on,yeah.
soo...here comes the secondary school options:
#1 Tanjong Katong Secondary School
#2 Temasek Secondary School
#3 Tanjong Katong Girls' School
#4 Hai Sing Catholic School
#5 Ngee Ann Secondary School
#6 Dunman Secondary School

yep.those were the schools I want to get in.

but i dont know about my father...

he only wants to talk about it on this coming Tuesday.

i wonder why. ???

but who cares anyway.

i just want to get into TKS FOR NOW!!

lols.

shall go watch dou niu yao bu yao.

BYESS!(:

JO.Y

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH.

2007-11-16T20:49:00.000+08:00

JULIA.[ang]
hey.thanks for being a GREAT GREAT friend.through these 2 years,we went through many things together.fights,friendship problems,happy times,sad times.we have both experienced that.TOGETHER,as best best buds.thank you for EVERYTHING.for putting up with my temper,lame-ness and childish-ism.and thanks for being there whenever i need you.thanks for lending me a ear when my mouth gets too big.thanks for lending me a helping hand when i need help.
i am really really grateful that i have YOU as my friend.
i love you lots and lots.

YENYIN.
hey.although we have known each other for only a year,to me,it feels like we have been each other's friends for eternity.you,are the person that cheer me up with your jokes when im down.
you,are the person that lets me confides in when i am sad.you,are the person that always keep quiet when i throw my trantrums.i really enjoyed this year in the presence of you.thank you for ALL you have done.i really appreciate it.lots and lots.
pui kia.pui kia.pui kia.this name means really much to me now.it,along with the memories of our friendship,will follow me through my life.
I LOVE YOU.

JULIA.[koh]
hey.thanks for your lame jokes which make me laugh.your actions that makes me happy.your face that makes me more willing to go to school everyday.everything.
from primary one to now,the only thing that have changed is that-we have become closer over the years.you still remained the same.happy and lame everyday.
you light up my life.
I LOVE YOU.

SHAVONNE.
hey.although we,have also only known each other for a year,you left a deep impression on me.
after fights,we definetely have became as close as unbreakable.thank you for making me high.
and through fights,we both have became more mature.and our friendship-stronger.and we have understood each other more.
i thank god to have you as on of my very very good friends.
I LOVE YOU.

QIAN.
hey.we both have been through really a lot since last year.from major fights,to 'enemies',to friends.now im really glad to have you as my friend.sorry for teasing you.sorry for making you pissed,in any way.and thanks for putting up with me.
yes,we may have felt uneasy around each other at times.but i belive we will get over that.
all i want now is to make more friends.and that being you-QIAN.
thank you for every single thing.
memories of 5F,and you.with me forever.
I LOVE YOU.

farewell.

2007-11-16T11:06:00.000+08:00

hello...

i cant believe everything just ended like that.

it was so sudden.

dont really feel like talking about it...but still.

hai.here goes.

okay.today was the pri 6 graduationg ceremony.dont worry i did NOT cry.

just teared a little.):but it was so sad.

yep.

first it was speeces after speeches,and my father took some photos of us...(:

haaa.this picture below is so funny yeah.v. qua zhang.(:

I LOVE IT LOTS!

heh.this one too.(:

and here is the photo taking time the photos.DUH.

spotted me alr??????

heh.

some more photos...

heh.and this was when i took the prize from whoever that person was.:X

prize=$$10 popular voucher.

how cheap is that? V. CHEAP.

ahh wells,at least i GOT something.

better than nothing yeah.

this photo,i will treasure it lots and lots and lots.

ME AND JULIA!

our eyes look puffy,i know.

we took this after we cried.):

HAAA.another LOL photo of PI-KIA.SOO CUTE!(:

this was when we were singing the school song.for the last time):

and PI-KIA was singing high then suddenly low,so i was laughing like theres no end to it.(:

QIAN and JULIA.

and...NO MORE!!!!.

it was really really sad.

actually,it mixed.

i was sad because i am leaving my BELOVED friends.

happy because i have made another step in my life,going on to sec school life.

angry because i was the only one still satnding in school like a retard with my parents.

everyone else either changed and went out with their friends,

or AT LEAST they were with one of their friends.

PITY ME!):

i figured that no one else is home now anyway.hmph.

NVM.i still can go out other days.

shall just get over it and...

start doing other things.

BYE!

and especially to ALL my GOOD FRIENDS.

I WILL MISS YOU ALL!

and FRIENDS FOR LIFE.

LOVE YOU ALL FOREVER!

REMEMBER ME!

and,

MWACKS!

XOXOXOXOXO

HUGS AND KISSES!!!!!!

-sobs-

im starting to miss them already.

and the last thing.

be successful in life.

STRIVE HARD!

JO.

FIELDTRIP.

2007-11-13T17:18:00.000+08:00

hello.(:

TODAY was V. V. fun.LOLS.
okay.i need to list out everything again.-.-

1. assembly-almost the WHOLE class didnt bring storybook to school,and almost EVERYONE was borrowing books.LOLS.it was a darn funny scene.and when the bell rang,everybody was yeah-ing around.(:

2. in the bus-was a DARN long ride to JURONG.so me,pui-kia,pi-kia and enping were laming around.(:

3. reached the...where is it arh? SOMEWHERE.lols.

then we have this darn crap briefing.LAME.-.-

4. then,we went to this goat farm WHICH STINKS LIKE SHIT.[literally]

and we watched the goats being milked while being briefed.AGAIN.

after that we went to feed the goats.the baby one are DARN CUTE!!!!lols.

5. went to the aerophonics farm. and watched a loooooooong looooooooong video.

but it was quite fun,because me and pi-kia were imitating the man who was talking.HEH.(:

then,we went to see the plants.

then we went to the resting place-and the personnel ave us...lettuce drinks with lime and kiwi!

EWW larh.i gave pi-kia mine.(:

6.on the bus back-it was SUPER lame.(:me and yenyin were like 'lying' on the seat.i was looking at the sky.LOLS.and also rocking yenyin's seat.and her hand suddenly came behind,and hit me in the eye.OUCH.lols.

me and julia were like singing like crazy women.till we reached school.lols.

yeah yeah. that was during school hours.

afterschool,we had a netball farewell party.

there were pizzas and everything.

then,miss yim TALKED to us,and asked for our hp no.

and it ended.just like that.

then we went to rachel's house and jumped into the swimming pool.

we were having SO MUCH FUN,that is,until the RETARDED security guard came.

RETARDED.-.-

then,byebyesand i went home.LOLS

hmm.its about there.BYE!(:

JO.

ps[my post v. colourful.oO.LOLS.]

看不見你的笑我怎麼睡得著你的身影這麼近我卻抱不到你要離開我知道很簡單你說依賴是我們的阻礙...

CHAMPION!

2007-11-12T21:10:00.000+08:00

hihi.
another post again.LOL.
TODAY.
inter-class captains' ball competition.
and we WON!!!!!
1st prize!
im darn happy,
because we won those ppl that THNKS THAT THEY THEMSELVES ARE VERY VERY PRO.
yeah yeah.
so we will be getting our prize on wed,during assembly.
BOTH UNCLES,BETTER CLAP AND CHEER FOR US!!!!!

JO.

5F gathering.

2007-11-12T20:34:00.000+08:00

hellooooooo.(:
yup yup.
yesterday was the 5F GATHERING!
it was darn fun can.(:
heh.
actually,when me and julia stepped into chi-hsuan's condo,we were like thinking:
hai.i dont think this will be successful larh.
BUT IT WAS SO SHIOK!!!in the end.
okay,okay.
let me type out EVERYTHING that happened yesterday.

first,me and julia ,et each other at PP.

then,we took a LOOOOONG stroll in PP.ppl gets sian easily,you know???

yeah,back to the point.

then,we went to GIANT and bought those FOOD.

then,we went to arcade and play like crazy women.HEH.

THEN,we went to chi-hsuan's house larh.DUH.

at first everyone was ignoring us.SIAN.

but then after we started the games,everything got better.SERIOUSLY.

first we played treasure hunt.winner:yueying's team.

then we played pass the parcel.winner:isabella.

then we played bao liao games.

tht means we must say something about ppl we dislike.

it was SO FUN.

haaa.then almost ALL the girls jumped into the pool.

so shiok larh can.

although i did not jump in,i was like pushing the other girls in.HAA.

WE ARE THE EVIL PPL~~

then the security guard was scolding like hell.but actually,no one cared.(:

then,sadly,we have to go home.

SAD SAD SAD.

hope we have another party next year.

JO.

5F FOREVER.Y

彩虹

2007-11-10T16:51:00.000+08:00

彩虹

哪裡有彩虹告訴我
能不能把我的願望還給我
為什麼天這麼安靜
所有雲都跑到我這裡

有沒有口罩一個給我
釋懷說了太多就成真不了
也許時間是一種解藥
也是我現在征服下的毒藥

看不見你的笑我怎麼睡得著
你的身影這麼近我卻抱不到
沒有地球太陽還是會繞
沒有理由我也能自己走

你要離開我知道很簡單
你說依賴是我們的阻礙
就算放開那能不能別沒收我的愛
當作我最後才明白

calmed down.[FINALLY]

2007-11-10T10:24:00.000+08:00

okay.
i have CALMED DOWN.so,the party's date is final.
TOMORROW.
okay okay.it is solved.
lalalalalala.so i can go high again!!! YAYs!(:

okay.

back to what i was supposed to tell you.

about the 'the game plan'movie yeah?

okay.so here goes.

my cousin and i met each other at eunos MRT.

then we took a train to MARINA BAY!

i know.that was stupid.we were supposed to go to marina SQUARE!

LOLS.we were darn dumb mann.(:

haa.

then we were unsure of what to do,so we took another MRT,

back to city hall.

and in the end,marina SQUARE was there.TOOT.

argh.dont mention about that alr,yeah?

then we ate dinner and macdonalds.

mine=macChicken meal.

filling eh?(:

then we walked around and around.

and i bought my dice earrings!!

yay me! it rocks like hell larh.(:

because it was ME who chose it.HEH.

then we went to watch the movie.

IT WAS DARN TOUCHING CANN!

i cried like SIAO person.

and me crying=very very super duper bloody RARE!

me and my cousin were aw-ing and aw-ing away,

while drinking our YAKULTSSS.

yeah,you got it right.we bought the WHOLE ROW of yakults.

wild,huh?

heh.

but the movie was NICE.yep yep.

and after that my cousin and i were talking about how CUTE was the rock.

he IS cute lei.for his age.he is 35 ALR,and his muscles are still so..BULGY?

LOL.

soo.-=THE END=-

that was the story about what happened!

JESSE McCARTNEY IS DARN CUTE!!!!

okay.that was random.but arron cuter larh.HEH.(:

okay,i shall go now.BYES!

JOY

THE GAME PLAN.

2007-11-09T15:45:00.000+08:00

hi everyone!!!

oh gawd.i seriously dont know what had happened to me.

i suddenly love writing in center allignment.

HEH.(:

and anyway,i got back my prelims results!!!!

quite satisfied.(:

i got the 3rd in class!!!

that banglah got first.BUT WHO CARES MAN!

and to reward me,my dad bought me new glasses!!!

WOOTS!

but i can only collect it on mon.

sad larh.

OH YEAH!

i havent talk about yesterday!!!!

okay.i will,in the next post.(:

BYE!!!(:

JO<3

2007-11-06T16:12:00.000+08:00

helloooooooo.

i have a BAD NEWS.

my father is giving my laptop to my aunty before he goes overseas!!!

OMG OMFG OMFHG.WTH?!!!!!!!!!!

-WAILS OUT FREAKING LOUDLY-

how can i possibly live without my LAPTOP?

-FAINTS-

-RECOVERS FROM FAINTING-

omg.-shields eyes-i dont want to even think about it.

-sobs- bye bye laptop.

note to self:spend the last days with my laptop preciously.

TODAY.

went for P.E in the first period of school.

played captain's ball.

my group:boonxin,shavonne,yenyin,julia,enping and me.

totally TRASHED the other 2 group.

i am SO DARN competitive.NOT.(:

but as we all know,

there are SO MUCH MORE batter players in TNS.

must work harder then.

after school went to PP with mother.

actually my purpose is to buy my swimming costume

and her purpose was to buy some shoes.

at last,i STILL bought my swimming costume

-black and grey one-piece and large hole at the back.

i also bought a pair of flats!!! finally.

my mother bought a pair of shoes too.

AHH.sooo CONTENTED.(:

but my legs and back hurt like !$%&* now.

CRAP CRAP CRAP.

lols.shall go now.

BYE!

JO<3

siiannnnnnnn.-.-

2007-11-02T15:53:00.000+08:00

HIHI.
today was darn...bad.actually,only the start of the day.
first we had P.E.
IT WAS LIKE SHIT.
firstly, mrs A divided us into teams.why? because that BANGLAH went to complain to her.'mrs alcantra,joey that group got a lot of pro people,so it is very unfair.f we continue like this,i would rather go and fold my cute little stars than play boring captains' ball.'
I BET THAT WAS WHAT SHE SAID TO MRS A.
I FCUKING HATE HER.and she was in my team.how suay is that?V. SUAY.
then,we were darn pissed and wanted to change groups on our own when mrs alcantra wasnt looking.but she suddenly appeared out of nowhere and divided us into ANOTHER GROUP AGAIN.but at least it was better than playing with that banglah.

after we played,went up to class and did nothing.then went down aain to see the basketball match which was teachers against students.and stepfather was there.XD LOLS.
miss yim really SUCKED.for the whole game she only shot one goal.and she ALWAYS scolds us if we dont shoot in during competition.ahh.actually,not me larh.its those shooters like julia. (._.)
now,she brought DISGRACE to netball teachers.wow.like so serious. (:

LOLS.but atlast,teachers still win students like 2 points? LOLS.-shakes head-(:

HAI.shall go find pictures of arron and swoon over him over and over AGAIN.BYE!!!
[just saw one pic.-SWOONS-haa(:]

JO.

EXCURSION PART 2 (:

2007-10-30T15:54:00.000+08:00

HAA.so at then,we reached the SHHK.the bulding is DARN NICE LARH.especially the roof garden.-.-and the building is BIG until cannot already.SAD.wished that it was my home.): when we got inside,it was all pure bliss=AIR CON! lols.heh.first we went to the counter.DUH[the counter is right at the entrance]and i saw this name.haa.(:
then we went to the sUPER BEAUTIFUL roof garden.and that guy from the building told us that the roof garden is actually not opened to the public.so we are V. V. lucky.oO.was feeling very high then becaus ei was standing at somewhere very high.heh.took some shots from the top.

yeah..that is about all.actually there are some more pictures.but they are all obscene,so i cannot let you all see it.NOT.lols.its just that others are either too blurry or too ugly.ugly naming pictures with me inside.LOL.(:

JO<3

EXCURSION PART 1(:

2007-10-30T15:35:00.000+08:00

hello!haa.this entry will be the ABSOLUTE FIRST with PHOTOS!!!lols.im darn high today,SORRY.(:

yeah.today was an excursion to thian hong keng temple and SHHK.boring,though i had LOTS of fun taking lame pictures.(:

lols.first,went to the temple and boon xin told me this v. v. SAD story where everyone either kill themselves or drown.sad eh?its actually the story behind the hell deities.YUP.and while waiting for some BO LIAO people who wants to go in to the temple again,i snapped some pictures of boonxin,guifang and jolene.SO CUTE!lols.(:they look SO darn chio yeah?heh heh. and because those people took DARN long to see some statues of deities,i took another picture of the temple.and that woman that does not look like a woman,is chee kuay.the one with the blue file.saw it? dont she look retarded. XD...... then,i was getting even MORE boliao,and i snapped a picture of everyone's feet.HA.(: the bottom one is mine,next is boonxin's,then guifang's and jolene's.our feet are SOOOO beautiful yeah.x:
yeah.so all those are pictures at the temple.i ADMIT i am lame./:

haa.the next post will be at SHHK.(:

JO<3

2007-10-27T22:38:00.000+08:00

HI AMANDA!
really!you are my best friend forever!OMG omg omg omg!!!!!
just go and die larh bitch.jump down the building.cut yourself.let me tell you.NO ONE CARES.YOU = BITCH.that is DAMN obvious.
ALL are still the same.
#1. just go and be a little guai guai & STOP ACTING PAI.
#2. ADMIT that you CANT make it.
#3. dont use FCUK if you dont know how to use it.
#4. dont go like:'aiya,go fcuk haoshit's dick larh'.it makes people puke.
#5. go buy a toilet brush & BRUSH YOUR TEETH THOROUGHLY.
#6. dont scold other people as RETARDS when you are ONE.THICK-SKINNED BITCH.
#7. dont be someone who is not you.just be A BITCH.

let me tell you if you are too dumb.JUST SHUFF SOME FISHBALLS IN YOU MOUTH IF IT IS TOO BIG.OR ELSE,JUST SHUT YOUR GAP.

JO<3

PISSED.

2007-10-23T15:22:00.000+08:00

heyys.
today was SO IDIOTIC.

reason#1
stupid chee kuay go do what graduation recorder-blowing rehearsal.WTH larh.i know she v. free,nothing to do LARH.but then where got people blow recorder for 1 hour?! and some more all the songs are the ones that we have learnt.IDIOTIC.

reason#2
peng allowed us to have PE for the first two periods of her lesson.then my group got shav,enping,julia yenyin and lyn.during the game,that BANGLAH thought that she was SO pro and became violent.result:injured 3 person's middle finger.and DUH,we trashed them like hell.it was like 12-1 at the end.then that BLOODY BANGLAH [FELISIA RYANPUTRI] dont want to admit that she LOST,and became SUCH A SORE LOSER.her face like bacame blacker than coal larh CAN.
and catherine,who WAS in her team,go talk bad about banglah to us.WOW.SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.want to suck-up to us just say larh.we can just slap her face.

reason#3
after the stupid recorder thing mrs A also let us go play again.and guess what? that BANGLAH is a damn sore loser larh can.she did not WANT TO PLAY because 'playin captains' ball is SO boring.'baichi larh.WHAT A B!TCH.and,theres more.she go drag 'touchyourass' [monica cheng] and AMANDA away too.ya la.like that,how to play?!?!?! she totally RUINED the WHOLE GAME.dont dare to play then shut up larh.SO,she thinks that FOLDING STARS are much more fun then playing captains' ball.WOW.so fat already,still dont exercise.SHE DAMN !#^&* larh./:
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hai.dont even feel like saying anything or doing anything.JUST SHUT YOUR ASS UP IF ITS TOO BIG,BLOODY BANGLAH-ISH B!TCH.like that only lorh.she want to fight,come larh.se fat worh.WOW.im so scared.im going to cry already.i want mummy!NOT.
now exams are OVER.i have more than enough time to do WHAT I LIKE.its just that i dont want to waste my energy and time on such an idiotic person.

too tired to blog on,
JO<3

p.s.[sheila's newly rebonded hair FULLY-resembles the egypt queen,cleopatra.wakakakakakkaka.at least there's something that can make me laugh for a minute.(:]

CHANGED.#2

2007-10-22T22:45:00.000+08:00

hellooooo!
i am currently SUPER DUPER WHEE WHEE HIGH!lols
yuppees.i changed my skin.FINALLY!yeah.so...dont expect me to change my skin again in the next few..should i say weeks or days?
TODAY
some 6A pupils had to come to my class because liang na beii is in china.WHEEEEEE.lols.cant really help that.YEAH,and uncle was one of them.he was damn...quiet.right.DID NOT EVEN SPEAK TO ANY BASKETBALLERS.its a miracle,aint it?he should be thinking and missing his laopo bah.Hmm,so that was the REASON.
other than that,today was DAMN SIAN.the teachers dont even know wat to let us do.but tomorrow we have got PE!in the hall./:
DOTS.i cant believe myself either,but i find life more boring after exams.dont you think so too?sometimes when i play too much,i feel like dozing off to sleep,like today.
Me and my cousin were like freaking out whenever we go in my grans' rooms and we mistook and plastic bag for a floating head.THAT is what happens when people gets tired but high. and in the other room,we kept thinking there is a shadow following us.LOLS.i know we were lame.but couldnt help it.
HAI.cannot call julia at all because she went out with her cousin.SAD.nvm.just hoping that she had found the right bag and bought it(: im such a good and considerateand kind friend yeah.LOLS.wow.
im actually supposed to be in bed now.so,BYE!

SWEET DREAMS!

DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE!

right.let me just sign off FOR NOW.

JO Y

changed.

2007-10-19T14:31:00.000+08:00

okay okay.i changed my skin.it is actually a damn old one larh.but at least its better than nothing.hmm.there is something wrong with the entries date.yep.it blocked so you cant see the whole thing.yeah.hai.gtg now.

JOY

STUPID DUCKIE.

2007-10-18T22:23:00.000+08:00

hihi!
yesterday was so...unexpected.for one thing,uncle did NOT do ANYTHING to aunty.not even a hug.or a hold in the hand.sian.for ANOTHER thing,that STUPID DUCKIE there v. DIN TEI.wth la.i cant believe mother has SUCH a bad taste.he is seriously..-PUKES-
okay.
first,we took bus to suntec, and on the way there,julia kept scolding uncle by sms becaue he did not sit with aunty.LOL.
after we reached suntec,we went to check the movie times.and bought the tickets for the 2.00 show,mr woodcock.
then me, julia and jiali 'ran' away from uncle and duck.heh.they were so stupid LARH.didnt even notice at first.then they like CHIONG-ED down to the basement.haha.we are SO EVIL.(:
so,we decided to eat pizza hut.AND THAT DUCKIE SO EXTRA LAA.go order TWO pan pizzas.hahaha.not.then each of us ate 1 and one-third pieces of pizza,uncle ate 3 pieces, and duckie ate...5 pieces? nah,that is NOT surprising.that is how he got his body shape.and by the way,have anybody ever seen a SKINNY DUCK before? no right?and me and julia were like looking under the table and looking at his feet while wondering how he wore his shoes.
and after that we went to arcade and play.i was practically SWEATING like mad when playing the dancing thingy.but it was worth it.(:

yup,after all that stuff,its time for the movie.the movie was QUITE okay.but got a lot of KISSING scenes.and everytime theres one kissing scene,i will stare at uncle and aunty through the darkness.and guess what? uncle and aunty were S-M-S-ing when they are sitting next to each other!so romantic?NO WAY.

yep.after the movie there was still SOME time,so we went to marina square and ran away from uncle and duck two more times.it WAS DAMN FUN!and who cares if we were being evil.d:
after that,went to myuk and bought a pencil case-the same as julia!LOVE IT LIKE HELL.lols.
after uncle,duck and jiali went home,me and julia went to secret recipe to have a choco mud cake.YUM.

HERE's somthing BAD that happened to me.on my way home,i found out that i was on the wrong side of the bus stop and by the time i realized that,i was already reaching tampines.LOL.and because of that i got home late and was practically crying.NOT.

hai.i have such bad luck.-sobs-

JOY

2007-10-16T17:27:00.000+08:00

hello.
back from tampines mall.and guess what?i bought SOMETHING.but its not a pair of shoes,its a singlet.so disappointed.but at least its better than nothing.i shall NOT take things for granted.
omg.this is such a short post.ahh,nvm.i gtg.

BYE.

JO Y

Secret.

2007-10-16T11:27:00.000+08:00

HI.i am currently SUPER HIGH!
lols.watched Secret yesterday.hmm.Jay looked quite cute inside.haa.i seldom praise people OKAY.anyway,it was nice,but the ending a little disappointing larh.
and my father say like HORROR MOVIE.please la.but the part when all the furniture float v. scary.heh.
AHA.going to century square later.mother buying shoes=i get to buy 1 pair too.wah!hahah.
1 MORE DAY TO TREAT!and i havent asked my father if i could go.v. scared i would CRY if my father dont let me go.YEAH RIGHT.i think uncle will be the one who would cry until got flood if aunty dont go.
wait.does he know how to swim?better ask him to bring a life jacket,just in case.LOL.i am SO high.
okay.gtg to bathe then go and shop till i go MAD.blog later!=

JOY

TRUE FRIEND.

2007-10-15T14:58:00.000+08:00

We sign our cards and letters BFF,
you've got a million ways to make me laugh
You are looking out for me,you have ot my back
So good, to have you around

You know the secrets i could never tell,
and when im quiet you break through my shell
Dont feel the need to do a rep for you,
'Cuz you keep my feet on the ground

You're a true friend,
You're here till the end
You pull me side when something aint right,
You talk to me now and into the night
Till its alright again.

you're a true friend.

You dont get angry when i change the plans,
Somehow you are never out of second chances
Wont say i told you when im wrong again,
im so lucky that ive found a true friend
You are here till the end

True friends will go,
to the ends of the world
Till they find the things you need.

Friends hang on through the ups and the downs,
'cuz they've got someone to believe in

You're true friend.

haha.that was part of the lyrics of Miley Cyrus' True Friend song, and its dedicated to ALL my true friends.Thank you Thank you...-waves hand at imaginary audience-That song is really really nice.and its very easy to think about the past when you listen to this song, but obviously wont CRY larh.if cry then v. siao alr LORH.lols.

Today went to the 'library' to 'do CL project'.that, was what i told my father.Today went to PP, then library, then PP and timezone and I practically did NOTHING for the project.THAT, was what i did.yeah, so i told a HUGE lie.Actually,its a white lie,because if i told my father the truth, he will have heart attack and die [touchwood].So its for his own good.(:

Rented 'Secret' just now.SO EXCITED!dotz.but i still cant wait to watch it.haa.
one and a half MORE DAYS to the treat!muahahahahhaha.but im not sure if i can go):
aiya, if i cant go, ask my uncle for refund! $10 horh, dont play play.lols.He so rich,wont mind derh larh.

ARGH.the attempt to download either maple or audi FAILED.so julia can get ALL the fun and im stuck watching videos at youtube.okay,actually watching videos aint THAT bad.but still,I WANT MAPLEEEEE.-sobs-hai,shall get over it a.s.a.p,before i waste all my tears craying over it.NOT.

HEE.tomorrow im going out with mother.MONEY MONEY! can spent.muaahahahaha.[evil laughter] ive gotta buy SO MANY things larh.lalala.im getting HIGh-er and HIGH-er.LOL.
just now was raining like MAD cats and dogs,itwas practically FLOODING at the bus stop.
Luckily,i know how to swim.hee.

pity me everyone,'cause i gtta go watch videos till my eyes pop out.Some dig out their eyes for stand-by in case i need eyes transplant!LOLS.

jo<3

2007-10-09T17:21:00.000+08:00

lalalalallalalalalala.
HI!
im finally BACK.my blog is finally REVIVED.and PSLE is finally OVEREEEEEEE!
wahahahahahahhhhhhhhhha.im so high now larh.
hai.lets not talk about PSLE.
today...after school went to east coast park to cycle [until my hand super numb].ouchies.yeah...and went to macs to eat...and i CRIED 3 times there!!! because i eat mcSpicy.its HOT until cannot HOT alr.so i keep tearing ...that is a miracle la...once in year.haah.(:
tomorrow, mrs A is gnna bring us to east coast [again] to have picnic...dotz.38 ppl squeeze into one mat-unimaginable.lol.but so sian larh...why cant we have class partaye or something.i think i got phobia of east coast park already.T.T
but anyway..that is at least better than nothing at all.
lols.im LAUGHING LIKE HELL now.
lols.im soooo lame...haii.shall go watch 'The X Family'.

BYEEEEEEE!.stay HIGH!

jo<3

2007-09-11T18:34:00.000+08:00

ok fine. you say, ' no one is siding NOBODY' thats what I feel. no one is asking for your opinion. even if you guys are drifting away from me, at least i still have my REAL friends.thank God for that then.thank God that im already a P6er. when i start going to a new school, i can be who i am and my friends will accept me for who i am.why did it go all so well when i was in P5? that was the best year i've ever had in TaoNan.you know why?my friends accepted me for who i am.so why cant YOU accept that.

well, shavonne...you should find THIS familiar,right? or should i be more specific? this was spart of YOUR post on 6thsep07, which was YEST.
wow.you are REALLY fast.one day you were talking like you were innocent, and the next day? you want us to be yur friends AGAIN.i only saw this post today so i have NO idea you are so fast in changing yourself.it really makes ppl hard to believe you know?

lets see....what about THIS line...even if you guys are drifting away from me, at least i still have my REAL friends.your REAL friends...hmmm.lets see.who ARE your real friends?no offence, but do you think catherine is one of them? it is VERY obvious that she friend-ed you out of desperation.so? i thought you HAD your 'REAL' friends, whoever they are.why do you need US, anyway? even if we dont have you in our lives, its okay.it will do NO harm to us.

since we have forgiven you, i shouldnt say anything more.but if you really want to have true friends, you gotta change you ATTITUDE.i reckon you can change that pretty fast because you changed you opinion in us VERY fast.

-friends are forever, men are whatever-
saw this when i went to popular today.haa.so toot right.but its true actually.losing your BF doesnt mean its the end of the world, girls.okay...im ike so old....saying all those dao li.-.-

got back ALL my prelims marks...improved in all the subjects.i got 3As, 1B and merit for higher cL.marksare hereeee:

EL total: 82.5/100 [A]
CL total:81.5/100 [A]
SCI total:71/100 [B]
MATHS total:78/100 [A]
HCL total:77/100 [merit]

im totally in love with the song bu hui ai by fahrenheit..AHH arron so cute...-SWOONS-lols
gtg now.cya later!

Jo.

2007-09-03T12:49:00.000+08:00

wow.i just found out something...there is A LOT of b!tches in tao nan.oO.cant believe im so slow.but anyway...ive got nothing else to write but my hand is STILL itching to write..so should i dedicate one post to bitches? yep, i think i should.(:

to b!tch no.1 aka ______.
ahem.ive scolded and suan-ed you before...but im just feeling too shiok and wants to do it again.you should feel honored actually.
YOU=ugly,b!tchy [duh], act chio, seductive [but it has no use on guys, only on gays.], plain IDIOTIC and RETARDED and just borned with everything ive just said.so you cant change your character now.and that makes it easier for me if i get pissed someday and wants to scold someone.______.such a NICE nam.its a real PITY that it is YOUR name.it is insulting other girls whose name are the same as yours.why cant your parents name you b!tcharina or bltchinana or whatever names that suit you better.god...i really PITY you.

to b!tch no.2 aka ______.
ive ALSO scolded you and suan-ed you before...so you should not feel surprised that i am doing it AGAIN.open you eyes wide and see what ive wrote and you will find out that it is all true.
YOU=fat, act chio, thinks ALL boys in the world likes you [PUKES], thinks that your body has the curve [actually, you have the curve, but its ( ) , not ) ( .]and thinks that you are so clever when my marks are 20 over marks more than yours.hmm.i dont know and dont care what had happened to you because you are not like that last time.but if you choose to be a b!tch, go ahead, nobody will stop you...they will just hate you..thats all.

to b!tch no.3 aka ________.
ive never scolded YOU before, but now im doing so.SO you better be prepared for more of SCOLDINGS to come.be excited!
YOU=act chio, bossy, bossy, AND PLAIN BOSSY, fusses over small things and always want things your way.hah.you want things your way.but YOU wont get it the way you want.cant you see?everyone is starting to hate you and drfting off from you.they dont want to be your friends ANYMORE.wow.its surprising you cant see that.either you are blind or there is something wrong with your spectacles.you always fusses over small things.thinks that YOU are a princess? just because YOUR maid helps you to do EVERYTHING, it doesnt mean WE must, we are NOT paid to be you servents.GET IT? i dont think you got what im saying actually, because after so any months, i found out that your brain is DEAD.so you should do the sae thing like what happened to your brain.DIE, if you still cannot see WHAT EXACTLY is happening.

AWW.dont be sad...the reality is ALWAYS HARSH.if i did not type all this, someone else eventually will, and trust me, it will be worst.(:

Oo.now i feel much happier...phew.
wait.i found out something similar in all bitches.they all act chio and thinks everyone likes them.so, is any of you has this kind of habit, better stop it, its NOT good for you.
but SOME of you ppl have gone TOO far and ive already TYPED things FEATURING you up there.aiya.those who are my close friends,dont worry.of course i wont say bad things about you right.i not that idiot can.lols.
CRAP.y father woke up.gtg! BYE!

jo ._. <3