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Saturday, November 15, 2008,2:06 PM
HOLANIHAOSELAMATPAGIHELLO!!!!
I am such a faker, a bloody biatch, retarded asshole, Ftard, dumbass, fatass and whatever kind of asses you all can think of. FYI, i am actually begging for forgiveness from Him as I recently realised that I have been too proud, self-centered and selfish. To do so, you just have to name all the asses you think you are. Trust me, it works! You will be forgiven in no time. THANKQU and remember to forgive me!!!!
Okay, lets continue shall we. Like MISS TERESA aka MISS DUMBASS aka DUMMY (snorts at miss teresa), I HAVE CUT MY HAIR!!! whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooo!
I feel like I am so act high. Actually, the back is so bloody short that I can constantly feel air in my neck and that feels super freaky CAN?!?!?!?!?!
But..since I am so forgiving, I shall forgive the hairdresser (who is actually my mothaaa) and actually pretend to like it a teeeeny weeeny bit.
FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like it a lot! Although a lot of people still say it looks like a bowl. I mean, what's wrong with lookin like a bowl right? At least Im not a plate, all flat and stuffs. Hell to all the bowl saying people, including my cousins and MISS TERESA. Hair is a living thing and it grows OKAY. In no time I will look like I spent a million dollars to cut my hair. (pulls out imaginary Chanel sunglasses) SCREW YOU WITH SCREWDRIVER. Hmph.
I seriously dont know why I dont feel sad at all. Maybe its because..MISS TERESA LOOKS LIKE A BOWL TOOO!! (snorts somewhat elegantly) Please dont cry, MISS TERESA, like I said, hair can grow. (:
However I suddenly have a crave to use 10 bottles of wax or so to style up all my hairalthouh I dont really sport the punk/goth/zombie look. OH WHY DO I FEEEEEL THIS WAAAAAAAY~~~~ Oh, that sounds so right. Maybe I will make a song one day in the future and one line of the lyrics will be OH WHY DO I FEEEEEEEL THIS WAAAAAAAAAY~~~~ It seriously explains how I feel deeeeep deeeeeeeeeep down inside. ):):):):
EEEEK. Why do I sound so emotional. Better stop trying to pep-talk to myself before I get even crazier than now. OH! Its time for my appointment with my psychiatrist, Dr Siao!
Ciao!
MISS JOEY who loves gatsby wax
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2:06 PM
What Your Front Door Says
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You are elegant, fashionable, and quite intimidating.
You wield a lot of power. And that's what scares people!
You are reserved and difficult to know.
Those who know you know that you are strong, consistent, and reliable.
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1:27 PM
Your Hair Should Be Red
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You are a passionate person... both in love and in life.
You have many causes that are important to you. You can be very intense.
You are very fiery. You speak up, and you don't mince words.
You also have a very flamboyant personality. You love to show off.
You are both eccentric and expressive. You like to share your unique point of view.
You can become quite impassioned. So impassioned that you can seem a little overbearing.
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1:25 PM
The Ultimate Color Test | When you are at peace, you are:
Energized and innovative
When you are moved to act, you are:
Courageous and resolute
When you are inspired, you are:
Creative and productive
When your life is perfectly balanced, you are:
Light hearted and funny
Your life's purpose is:
To find contentment |
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Saturday, November 01, 2008,9:26 PM
Everyone in the whole world should be screaming in joy as the Almighty joey comes onto Blogger to attend the revival of her blog.Okay. strike THAT. That was just a small part of me bullshitting because I missed my blog oh so much and I just cant keep my mouth shut. And yes, I agree that my blog is just SO pathetic that even ants come to see it and die on their way home. Now lets have a moment of silence to pray for the pitiful dead ants and hope from not only the bottom, but also the middle and top of our hearts that they will end up in heaven and have never-ending sweets and honey to eat.And HELLO to all my fans and air conditioners, I AM BACK!! But sad to say, only for a short while as I may just fly to Madagascar or New York or somewhere in Milan to hold my 65th, 66th and 67th wedding with men I do not know. For god knows, I may post a week later, 2 months later, 3 years later or even 4 centuries later. Wait for the good news! Now lets zoom back to Earth and find out why on EARTH I am so unhappy and sad about.
Lets start with the SMSes, shall we.ME: jingyi, can you go to pasir ris park to search for clues for the Amazing Race? HER: I cant go today, I have got english drama, its for the open house. ME: Oh, then tomorrow? HER: (Some reason about why she cant go.) I maybe can go now, I leaving school.ME: Teresa can go for a while. I think she can at 3 or 4. You can? HER: 3 to 4 can. And, after that, she told Miss teresa that she dont know Miss teresa is going and that she herself couldnt make it. And this: !#$&*^ is to myself. Should she, at anytime give us false hopes that she can go before she confirms everything? I guessssssss? NOT.And should she continue to use her pair of spectacles when apparently, she should change it? I guessssssss again? ABSOLUTELY. And Mrs Lim Jingyi, SORRY if I hav insulted you in any way.AND THATS FOR TODAY, FANS AND AIR-CONS! ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES! hold on- before i go, i would like to mention that our class outing. or should I say gathering, is 2 days away! Cant really wait but still got to do so! TOODLES! POODLES! (they seriously sound the same)JOEY WHO LOVES THE WORLD.
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JOEY WHO?
She is called JOEY; with a LIM at the back
Gifted to the world on SIXTH-APRIL-NINETEEN-NINETY-FIVE
She has been to TAONANSCHOOL; oneH-fourH; fiveF; sixF
And has gone on to CHUNGCHENGHIGH(MAIN); oneFORGIVENESS;twoFORGIVENESS
She is an AVID NETBALL PLAYER
When she is not blogging, she j'adores learning French; ogling at BummieJoseph Gordan-Levitt; scribbling here and there
Facebook ; Plurk and Twitter and forgiveness are loved
You know you love her.
one1; BummieJoseph Gordan-Levitt
two2; Good combi for next year
three3; new Asics court shoes
four4; long hair
five5; a new wallet
six6; time to stop moving
seven7; chaos in the world
eight8; peace in the world
nine9; a new school bag
ten10; sandals
eleven11; PARIS
twelve12; NOOKA collab. spongebob watch
thirteen13; racerback long tank from Topshop
fourteen14; A NEW PHONE!
fifteen15; Paperchase 2010 diary
"Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back."
- Arthur Rubinstein
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