Tuition was boring and retarded yesterday. The tuition teacher (I cant even remember his name)treats us like we are mentally retarded pupils.
HE SAID: "You go into MacDonalds and you think of chicken rice. NO! You go into MacDonalds, you are supposed to think of....(long pause)something associated with MacDonalds!"
I SAY: "When we go into Macs, we think of Mega McSpicy. Can someone tell me if he has eaten a burger in his life?"
HE SAID: "Everyone say with me; the clue is found in the _______? (silence from class and a few snickers) QUESTION!!!! I always tell my students to say that. THE CLUE IS FOUND IN THE (silence again) QUESTION!!!!"
I SAY: "whatever."
HE SAID: "Deon, you have got 50 cents, I got 1 dollar, your 50 cents is not mine right? So your 50 cents and my 1 dollar cannot be combined! YES! Joey you understand? (insert my confused, mouth wide open face) I AM SO HAPPY!"
I SAY: "Um. Can someone please call 6389 2000 (Institute of Mental Health)?"
So, yesterday's one and a half hour in tuition was spent in awkward silence of the pupils and over enthusiasm from the teacher.
Best tuition ever huh.
Also, went to complete Art yesterday morning. Our clay doll looked quite nice actually, I must say. :D Quite stylish. And our design was displayed on the wall; haa. Anyways, Lucas' doll has such huge tits that the bikini only covers half her breasts. After Art, we went to KFC @ Sing Post to have lunch.
Halfway through, I thought I heard Rui Jie's voice. And we started leaning in to hear what five guys from TKSS further down were talking about. I swear it was a hilarious sight. And we made out Fang Quan, Xue Rui, Da Yang and Kian Chong's voices too. :D Shall not post their conversation as it is quite.. rated.
Felt quite light today cause I finished most of school's homework. The tuition teacher had the nerve to give us 3 test papers for homework. Hell. So, the last day of September Holidays will be used to chiong remnants of homework and studies.
Sigh. I hope I get my new phone soon. Darren has got his. BAH. I want my Samsung Jet! Although Jiale had tried (NOTE: TRIED)to talk me out of getting it since I am too rough. But I am still going to get it. That is how stubborn I am.
That is so going to be mine.
JOEY; who fell in love with Pringles Smoky BBQ (she used to like Original)