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Saturday, November 15, 2008,2:06 PM

HOLANIHAOSELAMATPAGIHELLO!!!!

I am such a faker, a bloody biatch, retarded asshole, Ftard, dumbass, fatass and whatever kind of asses you all can think of.
FYI, i am actually begging for forgiveness from Him as I recently realised that I have been too proud, self-centered and selfish.
To do so, you just have to name all the asses you think you are. Trust me, it works! You will be forgiven in no time.
THANKQU and remember to forgive me!!!!

Okay, lets continue shall we. Like MISS TERESA aka MISS DUMBASS aka DUMMY (snorts at miss teresa), I HAVE CUT MY HAIR!!! whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooo!

I feel like I am so act high. Actually, the back is so bloody short that I can constantly feel air in my neck and that feels super freaky CAN?!?!?!?!?!

But..since I am so forgiving, I shall forgive the hairdresser (who is actually my mothaaa) and actually pretend to like it a teeeeny weeeny bit.

FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like it a lot! Although a lot of people still say it looks like a bowl. I mean, what's wrong with lookin like a bowl right? At least Im not a plate, all flat and stuffs.
Hell to all the bowl saying people, including my cousins and MISS TERESA. Hair is a living thing and it grows OKAY. In no time I will look like I spent a million dollars to cut my hair. (pulls out imaginary Chanel sunglasses) SCREW YOU WITH SCREWDRIVER. Hmph.

I seriously dont know why I dont feel sad at all. Maybe its because..MISS TERESA LOOKS LIKE A BOWL TOOO!! (snorts somewhat elegantly)
Please dont cry, MISS TERESA, like I said, hair can grow. (:

However I suddenly have a crave to use 10 bottles of wax or so to style up all my hairalthouh I dont really sport the punk/goth/zombie look. OH WHY DO I FEEEEEL THIS WAAAAAAAY~~~~ Oh, that sounds so right. Maybe I will make a song one day in the future and one line of the lyrics will be OH WHY DO I FEEEEEEEL THIS WAAAAAAAAAY~~~~
It seriously explains how I feel deeeeep deeeeeeeeeep down inside. ):):):):

EEEEK.
Why do I sound so emotional. Better stop trying to pep-talk to myself before I get even crazier than now.
OH! Its time for my appointment with my psychiatrist, Dr Siao!

Ciao!

MISS JOEY who loves gatsby wax